Celeb hurt hes leg in my store.

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  1. #1
    A rockstar felt and hurt hes leg in my store. Now I need to write him a letter what should i write? Serious please :)
     
    KeyboardHustler, Jan 28, 2008 IP
  2. 007wood

    007wood Banned

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    #2
    Why must you write?
    It is his fault he fell.
     
    007wood, Jan 28, 2008 IP
  3. tramore35

    tramore35 Active Member

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    Come on. Aren't you going to tell us who. If you can't at least give us initials so we can guess:)
     
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  4. wisdomtool

    wisdomtool Moderator Staff

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    #4
    You are writing a condolence letter or an apology letter? For condolence just sound sincere, for apologies, just extend the apologies for the floor, table, chair or whoever who trip him and made him fall :) . Frankly nothing to apologize about, just an accident, so what if he is a Celeb
     
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  5. Retarded Willy

    Retarded Willy Peon

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    #5
    Ask for the bandages so you can sell them on ebay :D
     
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    #6
    Erm, so who's the celeb?
     
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  7. leet

    leet Notable Member

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    #7
    Tell him to be more careful next time. Why write a letter anyway? That's pointless.
     
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  8. 8everything

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    #8
    I wonder which celeb this is.

    I would treat the celeb like everyone else :)
     
    8everything, Jan 28, 2008 IP
  9. wisdomtool

    wisdomtool Moderator Staff

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    I think I found a new way to help him make money, leave everything as it is, put out a sign saying "Location where Celeb A falls, to Experience this pay $10 each turn" who knows you may be rich enough to buy over DP in the next couple of months :)
     
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    gotlinks Notable Member

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    #10
    Celebs want to be treated like everyone else deep down so just say your sorry about the fall and you hope not to lose them as a customer over it.
     
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    Screw the letter, send him a gram of finest uncut Mexican nose candy.
     
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  12. KeyboardHustler

    KeyboardHustler Well-Known Member

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    #12
    Can anyone give an example of a letter?
     
    KeyboardHustler, Jan 28, 2008 IP
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    #13
    First tell us who he is :)
     
    thewolf32, Jan 28, 2008 IP
  14. KeyboardHustler

    KeyboardHustler Well-Known Member

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    #14
    Rockstar, I might send the one that writes the best letter a name of the rockstar.
     
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    thewolf32 Active Member

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    Here it is:

    Damn all this situation reminds me of Kenan & Kel episode :)
     
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  16. PHPGator

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    #16
    Without giving a name, you could at least offer details of the situation. It is difficult to write about an event that you know nothing about. Was it his fault actually? Was it due to wet floors? Did anyone else see this happen? Did he legitimately get hurt? Was he angry? Was he embarrassed?
     
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  17. chris07

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    Dear Mr Rockstar

    Im sorry you fell in my store. It may have been due to the oversized pleather devil boots you wear.

    We sell adhesive shoe grips for $1.99 at the end of Isle 4.

    Love,
    Store Owner, Your biggest fan since (add date he fell in your store)
     
    chris07, Jan 28, 2008 IP
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    #18
    Haha chris nice one
     
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    #19
    was it that guy from thAT AWFUL band nickelback?
     
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  20. wisdomtool

    wisdomtool Moderator Staff

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    #20
    It is fine, but I would like to correct the date, should be his biggest fan since the first day he was out performing, to make it more sincere.....

     
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