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Shall I find myself a girlfriend?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by bluemouse2, Feb 5, 2006.

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Shall I find myself a girlfriend?

Poll closed Feb 12, 2006.
  1. Yes, find one!

    34.7%
  2. What's wrong with you for asking stupid questions like this one?!

    28.6%
  3. Love hurts, bluemouse!

    6.1%
  4. Don't do it! You'll have less time for your websites!

    30.6%
  1. Jason Schneider

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    #41
    Well a little companionship never really hurts, but when it does kick it to the curb.....
     
    Jason Schneider, Feb 6, 2006 IP
  2. Nasruddin

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    #42
    I will never give u my girlfriend:)
     
    Nasruddin, Feb 6, 2006 IP
  3. digimania

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    #43
    Are you sure he wants her? :D
     
    digimania, Feb 6, 2006 IP
  4. MELLA

    MELLA Peon

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    #44
    hahahahahahaha.
     
    MELLA, Feb 6, 2006 IP
  5. bluemouse2

    bluemouse2 Well-Known Member

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    #45
    funny indeed :D
     
    bluemouse2, Feb 7, 2006 IP
  6. Notting

    Notting Notable Member

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    #46
    you can have mine anyday...Especially this week (and the same week next month, and the same week the month after...you get the picture)

    Oh and you can have her for valentines day, her birthday and christmas into the bargin.
     
    Notting, Feb 7, 2006 IP
  7. Basoone

    Basoone Peon

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    #47
    LOL! You realy love your GF hehehe! Whynot post her pics
     
    Basoone, Feb 7, 2006 IP
  8. Cristian Mezei

    Cristian Mezei Notable Member

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    #48
    Is it a free or paid service ?

    Does it require reciprocal ?
     
    Cristian Mezei, Feb 7, 2006 IP
  9. Notting

    Notting Notable Member

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    #49
    ...free. Paid would come under the heading of pimping her out, and there are serious moral issues there!

    "it" doesnt...depends on relevancy

    ....


    meh...why not?


    http://www.nottinghamstudent.co.uk/meandlara.html
     
    Notting, Feb 7, 2006 IP
  10. Cristian Mezei

    Cristian Mezei Notable Member

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    #50
    Dude.. Blonde, blue eyes...

    Why would you give it away ?
     
    Cristian Mezei, Feb 7, 2006 IP
  11. Notting

    Notting Notable Member

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    #51
    lol...maybe youre right expertu. OK i'll keep her a bit longer.
     
    Notting, Feb 7, 2006 IP
  12. bluemouse2

    bluemouse2 Well-Known Member

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    #52
    ...deal! :D
     
    bluemouse2, Feb 7, 2006 IP
  13. iatbm

    iatbm Prominent Member

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    #53
    Because i am so good. I will tell you little technique no girl i have been with left unsatisfied :) Well now i am married and still use this technique among other...

    First you have to lick all her body for at least 10 minutes
    Second .... lick her vagina for 15 minutes untill it is totally wet
    Third give her your man .... but wait ... give her just a head inside and totally out .....remember just head !!! for about 3-5 minutes !!
    Fifth ... have regular sex in misionary position for 3-5 minutes.... everything ...head and shaft inside out inside out
    Sixth .... now it is time for finish ... lay on her with all penis inside her ... now you can decide .... you can move for inch up and down or you can move allaround in circle, but most important is that you are as close to her as you can.
    Do that until she comes !

    I hope you understood :) if not ask what you dont understans !
     
    iatbm, Feb 7, 2006 IP
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  14. Notting

    Notting Notable Member

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    #54
    Any girls like to comment?! lol
     
    Notting, Feb 7, 2006 IP
  15. mightyb

    mightyb Banned

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    #55

    Do you have it on a bit of paper so that you dont forget your routine? lol


    Anywayz, we are talking about gf's here, if you only need sex go out and get laid or find a shag buddy. :D
     
    mightyb, Feb 7, 2006 IP
  16. iatbm

    iatbm Prominent Member

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    #56
    And about routine ... i have at least 300 of them in my head which i follow everytime... afcourse with a bit improvization, but i decide in the morning how will i make love with my wife today !
    You know i posted that because it is really good technique and will make your gf all wet and happy !
    And i posted because if he finds one he should try this ....
    For sex i dont have to go out anymore ;)
     
    iatbm, Feb 7, 2006 IP
  17. iatbm

    iatbm Prominent Member

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    Also my opinion is i am not having sex for my pleasure but to please my wife ... i did that to all my gf.... and i am quite known as the best where i live ;) Dont mean to brag but no offense .... when you have a gf you have to take time and have sex for atleast 45 minutes EVERYTIME ... else is not worth
     
    iatbm, Feb 7, 2006 IP
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    Notting Notable Member

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    #58
    I hope youre not jerking off over those pictures I posted...you sound like you might have issues
     
    Notting, Feb 7, 2006 IP
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    #59
    HAA.. that means best to you ?

    My record is 6 hours.
     
    Cristian Mezei, Feb 7, 2006 IP
  20. MELLA

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    #60
    only 45 Minutes? I hope your girlfriend kept her receipt.
     
    MELLA, Feb 7, 2006 IP