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Cool one liners!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Rage, Dec 30, 2007.

  1. Zerosleep

    Zerosleep Established User

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    #21
    Good one liners dude! here are few of them I like

    I used to have a life, but then i got a PC and a modem, Rest they say is history.
    (very much wat happened to me :p)

    Virginity is not dignity, its just lack of opportunity :rolleyes:
     
    Zerosleep, Jan 1, 2008 IP
  2. buffalo

    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    #22
    Haha! I like that one!

    That has always been one of my favorites. :D

    That one is sadly true for me too. :eek:
     
    buffalo, Jan 1, 2008 IP
  3. htmlindex

    htmlindex Prominent Member

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    #23
    I like this one the best....I've heard this one before as well :)
     
    htmlindex, Jan 1, 2008 IP
  4. mikey1090

    mikey1090 Moderator Staff

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    #24
    still awaiting feedback on mine:D
     
    mikey1090, Jan 2, 2008 IP
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    socail.stud Banned

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    #25
    few from my side
    When all men think alike, no one thinks very much.

    Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs louder.

    I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.

    If you do something you'll regret in the morning, SLEEP TILL NOON!

    Golf is a lot like sex. You don't have to be good at it to enjoy it.
     
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  6. 007wood

    007wood Banned

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    #26
    Haha the seafood one is crappy man! :D
     
    007wood, Jan 2, 2008 IP
  7. deluxdon

    deluxdon Catch Me If You Can...!!!™ Staff

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    #27
    Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.

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    Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.


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    Who says nothing is impossible. Most of us have been doing nothing all these years.

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    Experience is what a comb gives you after you lose your hair.

    DON.
    :)
     
    deluxdon, Jan 2, 2008 IP
  8. Rage

    Rage Well-Known Member

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    #28
    Nice one mate.... all are cool
     
    Rage, Jan 2, 2008 IP
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    dynamicseo Banned

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    #29
    This line is great "Never try to drown your troubles... Especially if he can swim". Thanks "Rage" :)
     
    dynamicseo, Jan 2, 2008 IP
  10. saggygenius

    saggygenius Active Member

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    #30
    well that right & wrong one is so true
    & also the nothing is impossible ( well that was quite old though)
     
    saggygenius, Feb 11, 2008 IP
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    indyeah Well-Known Member

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    #31
    lol, that's so true
     
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    EvcRo Notable Member

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    #32
    The list is great! It will be a source of inspiration for me from now on;)
     
    EvcRo, Feb 12, 2008 IP
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    cashblogs Peon

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    #33
    I loved this one. And I will never forget this. :D
    Thanks
     
    cashblogs, Feb 12, 2008 IP