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Cool one liners!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Rage, Dec 30, 2007.

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    Hope you like em!

    If you're too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience.


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    I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.


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    I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.


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    Never try to drown your troubles... Especially if he can swim.


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    Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.


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    Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.


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    A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.


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    By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son who thinks he's usually wrong.


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    Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn't have.


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    There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.


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    Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.


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    There are three sides to every argument: your side,my side and the right side.


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    An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.


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    When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.


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    Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.


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    They say hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance.
     
    Rage, Dec 30, 2007 IP
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  2. linkmistress

    linkmistress Peon

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    They are all so true lol
     
    linkmistress, Dec 30, 2007 IP
  3. mikey1090

    mikey1090 Moderator Staff

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    #3
    they are ace. especially the work one:D
     
    mikey1090, Dec 30, 2007 IP
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    lol I like this one because it's true.:D
     
    axs, Dec 30, 2007 IP
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    I might use one of them in a few hours :D
     
    mightyb, Dec 30, 2007 IP
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    edongzkisiete Banned

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    #6
    Nice post :)
     
    edongzkisiete, Dec 30, 2007 IP
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    There are three sides to every argument: your side,my side and the right side
    This is what I liked the most.
     
    bangalore, Dec 30, 2007 IP
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    Love it! The alternative would be:

     
    tmeyer45458, Dec 30, 2007 IP
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    To a hot chic.. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants tonight.
     
    esrun, Dec 30, 2007 IP
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    wierdo Well-Known Member

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    #10
    Yes, they're all true.

    That's my favorite.
     
    wierdo, Dec 30, 2007 IP
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    #11


    That's a good one:)
     
    tramore35, Dec 30, 2007 IP
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    Cheers, although after reading through the thread again I realise that mine isn't quite following the same line of thought as the original poster but meh its funny anyway.
     
    esrun, Dec 30, 2007 IP
  13. deluxdon

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    #13
    Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

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    Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.

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    Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

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    Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

    :)
     
    deluxdon, Dec 30, 2007 IP
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    lol...and as a chic I can safely say that with a pickup line like that..."you ain't getting any!";)
     
    ayne468, Dec 31, 2007 IP
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    Rage Well-Known Member

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    lol..... is this made by you?
     
    Rage, Dec 31, 2007 IP
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    #16
    Some are so funny :)
     
    w3bmaster, Dec 31, 2007 IP
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    #17
    Some of 'em are really cool....
     
    tanujdude91, Dec 31, 2007 IP
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    Afraid not, just another one of those lines that ends up getting joked about with mates!
     
    esrun, Dec 31, 2007 IP
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    you might as well wear a condom on your head because if you're going to act like a dick you may aswell dress like one.
     
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    #20
    i like the line

    when your right no one remembers, when your wrong no one forgets:D

    and its really true.... we cant deny that... ;)
     
    moneybank, Jan 1, 2008 IP
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