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How i ruined my xmas =(

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by turhapuro, Dec 23, 2007.

  1. #1
    Greetings

    Here is a little story, that you might find intresting.

    How Turhapuro Ruined His Xmas

    My wife was leaving on the morning plane to China yesterday, i took her in to the airport and was thinking great, now i finally can let loose and have some fun. So i decided to drive in to the city and go shopping. While i was looking for gifts and quality food for Xmas, i noticed a santaclaus.

    So i went and sit on his lap (was a bit drunk...), to my amazement the santa was drunk too and we had great fun chatting about xmas togather. Now, the santa told me that he was going to get off from work in 30 minutes and suggested that we go and drink few beers, i was ok with that and went to a skybar near the shopping mall.

    When santa came, we drank heavily and santa told me that we should go and visit the casino, that was near there. As i was drunk, i was ok with that. Now in the morning when i woke up and decided to go and buy some hangover beers, my creditcard was declined.

    So i went into my internet bank, and realized i had spend 7700 euros in the casino with santa..... I had to call my grandmother and lend money for dog food, so my dobermann could get his fix. So, we learn from this story, that if you see santa in a shopping mall, don't go to sit on his lap, it's a trick!

    Thank god i didn't find santa in my bed when i woke up. Now, i got a starving xmas and mad wife when she comes back from China....

    :mad:
     
    turhapuro, Dec 23, 2007 IP
  2. marktw69

    marktw69 Peon

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    Tell me this is a joke? if not OMG hahahahah!!!!! I was waiting for the part in the story to say you woke up with santa
     
    marktw69, Dec 23, 2007 IP
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    chriswick Peon

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    #3
    This just show how even Santa can ruin Christmas!
     
    chriswick, Dec 23, 2007 IP
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    bogart Notable Member

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    When you go out drinking don't take credit cards and only spend cash. 500 euros would have been good.
     
    bogart, Dec 23, 2007 IP
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    turhapuro Peon

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    Yep, 500 would have been ok. I think my wife is not going to be very happy about this.
     
    turhapuro, Dec 23, 2007 IP
  6. ZeroCapacity

    ZeroCapacity Peon

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    #6
    If this is true then I can guarantee you your wife is not going to be happy about this. No thinking about it.

    On a side note I was waiting for him to wake up with Santa also.

    Shawn
     
    ZeroCapacity, Dec 23, 2007 IP
  7. turhapuro

    turhapuro Peon

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    It's a true story, i can even show internet bank statement later this evening when i return home. I cleary reads "Grand Casino Helsinki"...:mad:
     
    turhapuro, Dec 23, 2007 IP
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    w3bmaster Notable Member

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    Well it's all your fould if you can't contoll when you are drunk ...
     
    w3bmaster, Dec 23, 2007 IP
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    SuperBlog Peon

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    #9
    Haha, that is absolutely hilarious. I guess next time, don't bring the credit card!
     
    SuperBlog, Dec 23, 2007 IP
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    bogart Notable Member

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    That's like 11k USD. Your wife is going to flip out.

    The only thing that I can think of is to make a blog about drunk with santa claus and try to get some of the money back with adsense.
     
    bogart, Dec 23, 2007 IP
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    Sorry to hear about that. I can't believe Santa Clause can do something like that.
     
    cool_78, Dec 23, 2007 IP
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    NuLLByTe Active Member

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    #12
    Santa doesn't exists...


    @Topic starter: Sorry for you :(
     
    NuLLByTe, Dec 23, 2007 IP
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    ammoun Active Member

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    #13
    WOW !!! Santa scammed you :D

    It would be a great lesson for alcohol rather than for Santa ;)
     
    ammoun, Dec 23, 2007 IP
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    wierdo Well-Known Member

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    #14
    Did Santa loose anything? Those poor kids who can't get their presents... :p
     
    wierdo, Dec 23, 2007 IP
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    ForgottenCreature Notable Member

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    Dang.. That's crazy. =/ Your wife is going to be pissed.
     
    ForgottenCreature, Dec 23, 2007 IP
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    #16
    Wonderful idea :)

    I've learned my lesson before but luckily I didn't spend that much. Definitely don't bring credit cards or bank cards with you to casinos.
     
    micksss, Dec 23, 2007 IP
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    Holy .... Bud, sorry to tell you but you're in trouble when your wife finds this out :)
     
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    Thank god, that when i get drunk the only think i do is fall in something like delirium :p
     
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    CC's are so bad especially when you are gambling..
     
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    Try to cancel payments from your bank :D
     
    ammoun, Dec 23, 2007 IP