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Iran Builds Supercomputer from AMD Parts despite ban

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by Domino, Dec 12, 2007.

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You guys are morons.. Iran is developing Ice cream cones.. They are also experimenting on how to produce fire using two dry wood sticks.. Its hot on DANN..

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From the newswire;

To this point, the UN cannot prove that Iran is developing wheel technology, and the wheel inspectors have been sent home.

A recent National Intelligence Estimate said that "While Iran apparently halted it's plans to develop a wheel in 324 BC, we still believe that such a program exists, and can be started up on short notice."

Enraged, the Israeli intelligence community has sought to speak with representatives of it's closest ally, the United States of America, to discuss additional Israeli information on the Iranian wheel program.

An Israeli government spokesman was quoted as saying, "We have the proof that Iran still desires to make wheels, and that the program is progressing covertly. Just yesterday, our aerial recon photographed a Shirazi Kabab vendor pushing a cart with a square cut log at it's base.

Based on these new developments, it's only a matter of time until that poor bugger wears down the corners of the log, and accidentally discovers the secret of roundness."

Already under international sanctions for having too many beautiful women wearing hijab, Iran's security could be threatened by coalition military action, aimed to prevent the development of wheels, pulleys and donuts.

In related news, The People's Republic of China recently unveiled their first, unmanned paper kite.
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Lool, good one!

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