Im so tired linkbuilding for 20 hours straight. Sometimes corny jokes makes you laugh and also refreshens you. Can you shoot me with your CORNIEST joke?
Joke (more of an insult) I WROTE THIS so its extra corny. Man (to friend) Hey, I heard there was a statue of your mom with a plaque on it at the sperm bank. friend: what!? what for? Man (to friend) They said she walked in one day and caughed up the biggest donation they'd ever seen. Hope that brightens your day, lol.
Here is corny joke: What do u call a cow that have been hit by a truck??? ground beef!!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!! knock ur socs off!!!!!
Why did the guy paint a giant S on his car? So when he would drive down the street people would say: "Look at that S Car Go!"
what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?? nothing you havent already told her twice! OUCH! IMA BAD MAAAN
Oh. Ouch! That one is bad. Red reps for you. Knock-knock. Who's there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like some ice cream!!
#1 Yo mamma is so poor that she thought she was being robbed when the garbage collector came by. #2 A man walked into a bar... ouch!