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Discussion in 'General Marketing' started by brianppc, Nov 18, 2007.

  1. n-james

    n-james Well-Known Member

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    #41
    Something tells me that your affiliate account will get closed by your affiliate service :rolleyes:
     
    n-james, Nov 19, 2007 IP
  2. CashNinjas

    CashNinjas Peon

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    #42
    Even IF (.1 out of 100,000,000,000,000 chance) that you did, it woulden't last longer than.. 10 minutes.
     
    CashNinjas, Nov 19, 2007 IP
  3. thsadmin

    thsadmin Notable Member

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    #43
    MMm nah if you're good enough to hack it - then surely you're good enough to keep the techies at bay for at least 11 minutes :p .
     
    thsadmin, Nov 19, 2007 IP
  4. KUSHI

    KUSHI Banned

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    #44
    If my homepage was on the homepage of google I would be the happiest man alive.

    No one can hack Google because of their billion dollar security systems in place. No stupid skinny teenage hacker would even attempt to get them from the backdoor since Google has firewalls, special sophisticated equipment.
     
    KUSHI, Nov 19, 2007 IP
  5. elemental-H

    elemental-H Peon

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    #45
    To hack google, you need to be working at google... Now that is an idea...
     
    elemental-H, Nov 19, 2007 IP
  6. ghostriderisbest

    ghostriderisbest Banned

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    #46
    Never mind, I will try it.
     
    ghostriderisbest, Nov 20, 2007 IP
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    MarketExpert Well-Known Member

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    #47
    Wow, I wonder who nobody else ever thought of this brilliant idea.
     
    MarketExpert, Nov 20, 2007 IP
  8. satangod

    satangod Guest

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    #48
    Google hasnt been hacked yet. Big disappointment....
    waiting for that day
     
    satangod, Nov 20, 2007 IP
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    snowbird Notable Member

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    #49
    Just post your full name, address, and ss number underneath your affiliate code. This will save the feds some time finding you.

    But if you make the link "NOFOLLOW," maybe the feds will not follow you. :)
     
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  10. Creative_illusion

    Creative_illusion Well-Known Member

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    #50
    Very true... Thousands have tried and millions had failed... :D

    Goodluck with your mission... IMPOSSIBLE! ;)

    Probably Google won't hire but for sure you will get a good offer from Yahoo,MSN and any other SE out there... That's for sure..
     
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  11. brianppc

    brianppc Peon

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    #51
    NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE. I bet if you were able to remote view inside the googleplex this task would be easy since you would be watching the engineers log into the server. Thier security would probably have a two part password where one guy inputs his section and another guy puts in his part. So no two people actually know the full password
     
    brianppc, Nov 20, 2007 IP
  12. SEOLinker

    SEOLinker Banned

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    #52
    Yes, any system is most vulnerable in the inside;)
     
    SEOLinker, Nov 20, 2007 IP
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    Seb Brown Peon

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    #53
    Any system is vulnerable at it's weakest point, which is generally the point a human is involved!
     
    Seb Brown, Nov 20, 2007 IP
  14. Conquer Apathy

    Conquer Apathy Peon

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    #54
    lol

    I'm sure they wouldn't mind the quick cash...:)
     
    Conquer Apathy, Nov 20, 2007 IP
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    #55
    From what I remember, one of google's programmers had put a link to his site on just one of the many internal pages google has.

    The link was pretty well hidden and I think ended up giving the guy a HUGE pr.

    I'm searching for the story now...

    I cant find it but if anyone knows what I'm talking about, feel free to chime in.
     
    Volknet, Nov 20, 2007 IP
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    #56
    yes the FBI would be at your place in now time....only to hide you from google and employee you than have you help them dissect what google does! :D

    keep in mind that google is doing stuff the government can't even do!
     
    mz906, Nov 20, 2007 IP
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    tape Well-Known Member

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    #57
    LOL...well,
    only a person too bored to live a life of freedom and enjoyment would do such a thing...i bet he would be behind bars in less than 24 hours!
     
    tape, Nov 20, 2007 IP
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    brianppc Peon

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    #58
    Like watching this thread!
     
    brianppc, Nov 20, 2007 IP
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    aikidomatt Peon

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    #59
    If anyone could hack google, it would have to be that guy from trainspotting and a younger, pre-cosmetic surgery, Angelina Jolie. :D

    Matt
     
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    clenard Active Member

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    #60
    ROTF! That's hilarious. :p
     
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