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Discussion in 'Movies, Music & TV' started by sarathy, Sep 25, 2007.

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    As a mother was passing by her daughter's bedroom, she was astonished
    to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.

    Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the
    bed. It was addressed, "Mom."
    With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the
    letter with trembling hands:

    Dear Mom,

    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to go
    away with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad
    and you.

    I've been finding real passion with John and he is so nice even with
    all his piercing, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes.

    But it's not only the passion mom, I'm pregnant and John said that we
    will be very happy.

    He already owns a small hut in the woods and has a stack of firewood
    for the whole winter.

    He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my
    dreams too.

    John taught me that marijuana(A type of Ganja) doesn't really hurt
    anyone and we'll be growing it
    for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine
    and ecstasy we want.

    In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
    John can get better; he sure deserves it!

    Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
    myself.

    Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your
    grandchildren.

    Your daughter,
    Judith


    PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house
    I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than
    my report card!!!! which is in my desk drawer.

    I love you!

    Call when it is safe for me to come home.
     
    sarathy, Sep 25, 2007 IP
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  2. gsv13

    gsv13 Well-Known Member

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    Don't know what to write!!!
     
    gsv13, Sep 25, 2007 IP
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    janneke Well-Known Member

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    #3
    LOL seen this one before.
     
    janneke, Sep 25, 2007 IP
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    The Rock Well-Known Member

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    #4
    LOL what a shocking funny story :p
     
    The Rock, Sep 25, 2007 IP
  5. Pauline

    Pauline Peon

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    #5
    LOL! Oh my god. That's the funniest thing I've read all day!
     
    Pauline, Sep 25, 2007 IP
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    #6
    what the story man.
     
    sanny, Sep 25, 2007 IP
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    Ireq Peon

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    #7
    very psyhological, that is how hings should be settled in life! lol
     
    Ireq, Sep 25, 2007 IP
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    Blogsip Well-Known Member

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    lol that's so funny.
     
    Blogsip, Sep 25, 2007 IP
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    D3n!ss3_gÜrL Banned

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    #9
    LOl! that might be funny but somehow it has a psychological impact for mothers and i think it works... :)
     
    D3n!ss3_gÜrL, Sep 25, 2007 IP
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    cool_78 Guest

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    #10
    True, there are worst things than a failing report card :D
     
    cool_78, Sep 25, 2007 IP
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    Haha good laugh!!
     
    linkmistress, Sep 25, 2007 IP
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    selltrib Peon

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    LOL! good one.
     
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    #13
    old but great...now why was I never creative enough to think of something like this!
     
    timsdd, Sep 25, 2007 IP
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    Abhik ..:: The ONE ::..

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    #14
    well.. LOL
    Its like a shock therapy.. :p
     
    Abhik, Sep 25, 2007 IP
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    progresivo Peon

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    A very good strategy to be applied in life. lol
     
    progresivo, Sep 26, 2007 IP
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    progresivo Peon

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    a very good strategy when rough times come, lol
     
    progresivo, Sep 26, 2007 IP
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    glitto Notable Member

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    Wonderful :)
     
    glitto, Sep 26, 2007 IP
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    djrishi Well-Known Member

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    #18
    yeap.. nice one.. best of luck to John.
     
    djrishi, Sep 26, 2007 IP
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    cheapest Active Member

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    #19
    Great one..HAHAHAHAH..never heard before..thx for sharing.
     
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    bIGbIGbOY Banned

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    #20
    okay,nice letter,now the question is what is in the desk drawer...:D...thanks for sharing.
     
    bIGbIGbOY, Sep 26, 2007 IP