The Post Google Pagerank Update Disorder Support Group

Does not sound good. Sleep tablets can be more effective.

 

um, shouldnt there be a Google Pagerank Update first before you create a support group for it?

 

No.

If we can prevent just one suicide it's worth letting everyone know that we're here ready to deal with whatever their issues are when the update is complete. The wait alone is causing psychological problems for some so I think it's good that we've got the word out about the availability of help.

 

I can volunteer on thursdays from 3-8pm.

 

I'm trained in the dark arts. For a nominal fee I can make you forget you even know the name Google.

PM for paypal info.

 

Sounds great!!

Can you stop in anytime between 3-8 pm this Thursday for an interview?

 

Wonderful Cylon!!

I'm going to be out of town this Thursday... any chance you can come in this Thursday from 3-8 pm?

I'll leave the keys under the doormat.

 

I find washing down the tablets with buckets of alcohol, works more effectively for me

 

bugger bugger bugger,

i am back from the hols and the dam thing has not happened yet!!

oh well ...

 

Which is a perfect reason for you take another week. I'll write a note for your supervisor saying that you have dengue fever.

 

Go on vacation with your laptop...

Oh wait...that won't work

 

Take a 1 month vacation with your family.

 

PR is good to attract some visitor but it nothing to do with SERP. I will suggest that focus on SERP not the PR.

 

Help!!!

All of our clinic volunteers were arrested after getting into a major brawl! Seems the never ending wait for the Google pagerank update had taken too much out of them.

We're running out of money. Our clinic was opened months ago in anticipation of a "normal" Google PR update and a "normal" influx of depressed and even suicidal Googbies. We had everything ready... psych volunteers, nurse volunteers, alcoholic beverages, yoga volunteers, bubble wrap... you name it we had it!

But, over the course of the last 2 months waiting for the Google PR update we consumed the alcohol, fed the bubble wrap to the pigeons (they must still be full because I haven't seen them around lately!?), and we became quite loose and limber (I can almost touch my toes!) thanks to the yoga therapy someone suggested.

Now that the booze... er i mean the treatments are all but used up and the volunteers have been locked up for assault and battery I need help.

If you can volunteer or can send funds or items that may be helpful to the needy please reply here on this thread.

Thank you so much for your help. Someday when Google completes their PR update we expect many survivors to require our Googbie-specific treatment program(s). Help save a Googbie today!

mauiman
P.S. If the update doesn't occur soon we're going to rename the clinic and begin taking in needy Googbies with 'PRE Google PR Update Disorder'!

 

Only Jessica Alba can heal my wounds.

 

True hollywood stars all have a favorite cause. Perhaps you can sell Jessica on taking up the "Save The Googbies" cause!

We win, she wins, and Hollywood has yet another extraordinarily important cause to add to their list of bleeding heart causes.

Just imagine how easy it would be to get volunteers!

We might even be able to charge patients for extended stays!!!

 

I just wish Google would finally do something about the toolbar PR. Either get rid of it or update it. It's been very unfair to the webmaster community for them to take this long. In the meantime, the sites that currently have high toolbar PR are still making a killing selling links for PR. Bad situation all way around and very irresponsible on google's part.

 

Wow, that's pretty devious of you.

I like it.

 

I've left a message for Matt Cutts requesting that Google help our clinic out. It's their PR update after all and it's there decision to withhold the update for months now causing untold harm and pain to Googbies everywhere.

You can read my request for help here:
Googbies request assistance from Google for the Post Google Page Rank Update Disorder Group and Clinic.

Wish me luck!!!