Proof that girls are EVIL

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  1. selltrib

    selltrib Peon

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    #61
    I never said I was anything but evil!.. mum use to call me the tall evil bitch for some reason :)
     
    selltrib, Sep 17, 2007 IP
  2. bogart

    bogart Notable Member

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    #62
    Money is evil cause people make me work for money. So in that respect girls are evil. :D
     
    bogart, Sep 17, 2007 IP
  3. tigrrra

    tigrrra Well-Known Member

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    #63
    who needs proof? we all know this ;) jk girls
     
    tigrrra, Sep 17, 2007 IP
  4. jester602

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    #64
    Heh, this is pretty funny.

    Good job finding this, it gave me a good laugh! Thanks for making my day, heh.
     
    jester602, Sep 17, 2007 IP
  5. marketprobe

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    #65
    But here’s another proof to show how men are THREE TIMES worse

    Proof that men are 3 times more evil:
    First we state that men need time, money, girl and sex.
    Men = Time x Money x Girl x Sex

    We all know “time is money.”
    Time = Money

    Therefore:
    Men = Money x Money x Girl x Sex

    And we all know to many men:
    Girl = Sex

    As for men’s proof showing “girls are evil” So
    Girl = Evil then,
    Evil = Sex

    Men = Money x Money x Evil x Evil
    Men = Money^2 x Evil^2

    And because “money is the root of all evil.”
    Men = (sqrt(Evil))^2 x Evil^2
    Men = Evil x Evil^2
    Men = Evil^3

    Men’s proof:
    Girl = Evil

    Girl’s proof:
    Men = Evil^3

    So we are forced to conclude men are worse than girls.

    (pure-essence.net/2003/04/04/)
     
    marketprobe, Sep 17, 2007 IP
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  6. tigrrra

    tigrrra Well-Known Member

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    #66

    too complicated lol confused....
     
    tigrrra, Sep 17, 2007 IP
  7. buzzerhutdotcom

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    #67
    sex does not make you evil ..its your thoughts which can make you angel or evil
     
    buzzerhutdotcom, Sep 17, 2007 IP
  8. The Rock

    The Rock Well-Known Member

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  9. Ireq

    Ireq Peon

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    #69
    Like in everything There are exceptions to the rules.
     
    Ireq, Sep 18, 2007 IP
  10. greatkhali

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    #70
    I think u want to say not women but GF ! I am right ?
     
    greatkhali, Sep 20, 2007 IP
  11. tradeya

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    #71
    i have seen this long time ago but still funny though.
     
    tradeya, Sep 20, 2007 IP