Coolest post gets domain (lol-omg.net)

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.


lol

 

I'm not going to pay Lol, I just have a domain and maybe there are a fwe people that might want it..so far the response is pretty good

 

^ Correct, I think its an awesome idea.. It's fun its free and we get something in return.. Whereas Hecky doesn't get a tangable product just a laugh.

 

Haha, thats better than all those pictures put together

 

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a five rupee coin in one hand and two one rupee coins(1+1=2) in the other, then calls the boy over and asks,
"Which do you want, son?"

The boy takes the two one rupee coins and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of
the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question?
Why did you take two one rupee coins instead of five rupee coin?"

The boy licked his cone and replied,
"Because THE DAY I TAKE THE FIVE RUPEE COIN, THE GAME WILL BE OVER

 

John and Peter goes to the Bush, after a while peter says to John: John i can like to have a shit, but i can't like to have any toilet Paper.Peter Replies I can like to have a $10 for you

SO John goes and does his things behind a rock

John gets back but his hands, pants and shirt are all full of shit, So Peter asks him why can't you like to use the $10 i gave you?

And John Replies, well its kinda hard to do it with 10 $1 coins

 

just wondering how did he came out :S

 

how did u get a picture of me?

 

Ok, last day today

 

who's the winner?

 

Grunge, please PM me your moniker details today, because the domain expires tomorrow

No prizes for 2nd and 3rd

-Hecky

 

this is the coolest post wheres my money