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Sarda Ji Jokes!!!!

Discussion in 'Movies, Music & TV' started by angel eyes, Aug 20, 2007.

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    Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.
    Servant: It's already raining.
    Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.


    Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
    What will come first, Chicken or egg?
    O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.


    A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
    He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"


    Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
    Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....



    A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
    Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children?
    Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR




    Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving..



    A Teacher lecturing on population:

    "In Indi a after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. "
    A Sardar stands up- "We must find & stop her!. "



    A man: "Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?"

    Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.



    Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
    The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
    Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.
    And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"



    Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
    His wife asked what you are doing.
    He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.



    Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
    Guess what...
    To avoid side effects!!!


    Man: Sardarji where were U born?
    Sardarji: Punjab .
    Man: Which part?
    Sardar: Oye what part part, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar".



    Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
    I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card"



    A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
    She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For Best Results put on Two Coats"



    A sardar was drawing money from ATM,

    The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). "
    The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"



    Q: How do U recognize a sardar in school or College???
    A: They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard.



    Q: Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
    A: Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept........



    Santa Singh MBBS
    After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice.
    He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.
    Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!
     
    angel eyes, Aug 20, 2007 IP
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  2. road crusher

    road crusher Peon

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    Nice work man .. thanks for sharing !
     
    road crusher, Aug 20, 2007 IP
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    #3
    nice jokes.......i like to read couples of these more:)
     
    mik00, Aug 20, 2007 IP
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    cheapest Active Member

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    Nice collection, I can not say more because there is a person on DP who use abuse language if you say anything about this community, Hope you wont get those words.
     
    cheapest, Aug 20, 2007 IP
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    imnajam Well-Known Member

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    angel eyes Active Member

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    what do you mean to say. :confused:
     
    angel eyes, Aug 20, 2007 IP
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    cheapest Active Member

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    well that is true. I wrote something similar to your post and one of the member from DP wrote such a abused words to me that I can not tell, I dont know why??:mad:
     
    cheapest, Aug 20, 2007 IP
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    ourktm Active Member

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    The jokes are really funny. I have heard some of them before but reading them again was fun.
     
    ourktm, Aug 20, 2007 IP
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    Disguised Notable Member

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    These three jokes are awesome. I've saved them in my cell to txt someone ;)
     
    Disguised, Aug 20, 2007 IP
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    #10
    Nice joke,thanks for your sharing.
     
    cleanwater, Aug 20, 2007 IP
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    angel eyes Active Member

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    Thanks for liking the jokes.

    I have a lot of stuff & will put more in the Entertainment section
     
    angel eyes, Aug 20, 2007 IP
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    #14
    hahaha nice joke thanks for sharing.
     
    sanny, Aug 28, 2007 IP
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    oohmm nice jokes and also good collection try to share more
     
    Batista, Aug 28, 2007 IP
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    rohitbhisey Banned

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    #16
    nice jokes man.. :D:D
    excellent collections..
     
    rohitbhisey, Aug 31, 2007 IP
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    LOL cool jokes - some of them are old-timers but good to revisit them :)
     
    Bombaywala, Aug 31, 2007 IP
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    #18
    great jokes buddy..
     
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    #19
    very nice jokes bro.................
     
    Rockylifestyle, Jan 30, 2010 IP
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    Thanks for giving this funny messages. do u have any???
     
    designer4u, Jan 31, 2010 IP