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Itching Powder

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by swollenpickles, Aug 6, 2007.

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    Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts.
    Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.

    One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it.

    Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.

    The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.

    Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch; and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

    The King quickly summoned Nick. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.

    The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero.

    Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less; and, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King, with a laugh told him to f*** off.

    The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick.

    The moral of the story - Pay your bills
     
    swollenpickles, Aug 6, 2007 IP
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  2. mitcharr

    mitcharr Notable Member

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    Haha nice one, poor guy
     
    mitcharr, Aug 7, 2007 IP
  3. procrastinator

    procrastinator Peon

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    haha hilarious , almost like a xrated akbar birbal story
     
    procrastinator, Aug 7, 2007 IP
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    rosiee007 Notable Member

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    lol this was tooo funny :D:D:D
     
    rosiee007, Aug 7, 2007 IP
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    RovingCalypso Well-Known Member

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    LOL, that was a good one.
     
    RovingCalypso, Aug 7, 2007 IP
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    sfael Guest

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    hahaha made me laugh
     
    sfael, Aug 7, 2007 IP
  7. sawz

    sawz Prominent Member

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    i enjoyed reading that. thanks
     
    sawz, Aug 7, 2007 IP
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    grandaddy Peon

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    #8
    good one. appreciate the good laugh :)
     
    grandaddy, Aug 7, 2007 IP
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    Sohan Peon

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    Lmfao! Great Joke! +rep
     
    Sohan, Aug 7, 2007 IP
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    jdR!pper Peon

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    #10
    Nice one! I don't like reading long posts but this one is good. :D

    --Joe
     
    jdR!pper, Aug 7, 2007 IP
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    samantha pia Prominent Member

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    swollenpickles that was funny, but did someone put that power in your shorts too?
    to get a name like this swollenpickles
     
    samantha pia, Aug 7, 2007 IP
  12. Mr. Websites

    Mr. Websites Active Member

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    That's awesome; thanks for the laugh! :D
     
    Mr. Websites, Aug 7, 2007 IP
  13. swollenpickles

    swollenpickles Active Member

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    Haha, no powder! I've had "deep heat". That's pretty bad!! :p
     
    swollenpickles, Aug 18, 2007 IP