7 Features a female webmaster must have *Unique*

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  1. #1
    Just thought of writing this list and wrote it before it vanish from my mind

    7 Features a female webmaster must have

    1- Good hair since hair products pay well in amazon.

    2- Cute eyes that can spot Adsense and don't click on it .

    3- Hot lips to kiss the Adsense check and the DHL guy that delivers it :p

    4- Sexy Big Boobs that can Feed the site with fresh content :D

    5-Cute hands that can design a blonde social site.

    6- Sexy legs that can kick spammers off the site.

    7- Beautiful voice that can spread the word about the site.


    She doesn't have to be smart since she is banned from Adsense by now already :p


    Totally unique from my mind - Reps are welcomed :D










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    Scriptona, Jul 1, 2007 IP
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  2. w3bmaster

    w3bmaster Notable Member

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    #2
    This "features" are an afron for the few females in this business who realy work hard
     
    w3bmaster, Jul 1, 2007 IP
  3. sellingonline

    sellingonline Active Member

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    #3
    :) nice list, smiling is important
     
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  4. login

    login Notable Member

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    #4
    I must be to old or something for this joke... dont get it.
     
    login, Jul 1, 2007 IP
  5. Zerosleep

    Zerosleep Established User

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    #5
    nice compilation dude... you deserve a rep for this one :)
     
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  6. RoyalSeo

    RoyalSeo Peon

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    #6
    lol......Are saying the truth....??
    Did you made this by your own:confused:
     
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  7. Scriptona

    Scriptona Notable Member

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    #7
    IT has just came out of the oven in my kitchen :D
     
    Scriptona, Jul 2, 2007 IP
  8. Yankee0306

    Yankee0306 Peon

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    #8
    This is sexist. What are you thinking?
     
    Yankee0306, Jul 3, 2007 IP
  9. Sheen91

    Sheen91 Banned

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    #9
    True... No difference between a guy and a gal webmaster.

    This is in the information sence not physical...

    ~Sheen91
     
    Sheen91, Jul 3, 2007 IP
  10. Scriptona

    Scriptona Notable Member

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    #10
    I just thought it will be funny to share my twisted thinking ^^^ :D
     
    Scriptona, Jul 4, 2007 IP
  11. getjimmy

    getjimmy Prominent Member

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    #11
    Cool points,specially the 3rd and 4th one.
     
    getjimmy, Jul 4, 2007 IP
  12. KeithCash

    KeithCash Well-Known Member

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    #12
    All the points are good.

    I do agree 3 and 4 are best.

    Maybe we keep a running list.

    Cheers
     
    KeithCash, Jul 4, 2007 IP
  13. Duality

    Duality Notable Member

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    #13
    Nah, I never found this funny. I found it stupid to be honest, but I green repped you anyway. :p
     
    Duality, Jul 4, 2007 IP
  14. DeniseJ

    DeniseJ Live, Laugh, Love

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    #14
    This is definitely something I'd expect from you. Not funny, but keep trying. Maybe you'll get it right next time! ^_^
     
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  15. Scriptona

    Scriptona Notable Member

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    #15
    hey baby, goot to see you in my thread

    but you gotta stop searching in my posts :p
     
    Scriptona, Jul 4, 2007 IP
  16. DeniseJ

    DeniseJ Live, Laugh, Love

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    #16
    Aw... don't flatter yourself. I just happened to see it near the top of General :)
     
    DeniseJ, Jul 4, 2007 IP
  17. Scriptona

    Scriptona Notable Member

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    #17
    Yeah specially that it was me the thread starter :p

    You can run but you can't hide :D
     
    Scriptona, Jul 4, 2007 IP
  18. 8everything

    8everything Peon

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    #18
    Major stereotypes? :eek: or I must suck at webmastering 'cause I got neither. Now.. what about male webmasters :p
     
    8everything, Jul 4, 2007 IP
  19. Scriptona

    Scriptona Notable Member

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    #19
    You gotta make your own thread :p
     
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  20. KeithCash

    KeithCash Well-Known Member

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    #20
    Lets see a list

    Cheers
     
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