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Huge list of funny one-liners

Discussion in 'Movies, Music & TV' started by rays, Jun 25, 2007.

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    100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?

    42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

    99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

    A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

    A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

    A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

    A closed mouth gathers no foot.

    A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

    A day without sunshine is like, night.

    A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

    A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

    All generalizations are false, including this one.

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    rays, Jun 25, 2007 IP
  2. mitcharr

    mitcharr Notable Member

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    nice ones, i dont get some though,

    nice, and some others
     
    mitcharr, Jun 25, 2007 IP
  3. delhi.mafiaa

    delhi.mafiaa Peon

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    these on liners are really very good
     
    delhi.mafiaa, Jun 30, 2007 IP