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School

Discussion in 'Movies, Music & TV' started by samtron, Jun 18, 2007.

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    MOM: "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."

    SON: "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."

    MOM:     "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."



    SON: "One, all the chilldren hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."

    MOM: "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."

    SON:     "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"











    MOM: "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities...


    Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school."
     
    samtron, Jun 18, 2007 IP
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    mitcharr Notable Member

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    lol i think i have heard a variation of this somehwere still nice
     
    mitcharr, Jun 18, 2007 IP
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    MeetHere Prominent Member

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    Ha Ha - Mom waking up a 52 years old son :D:D
     
    MeetHere, Jun 18, 2007 IP
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    Hahah its really funny :)
     
    EvilBeast, Jun 19, 2007 IP
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    hahahaa, really funny. :)
     
    Silent Hill, Jun 19, 2007 IP
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    thurrz Banned

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    Lol:D that's funny...
    thanks for the laugh...:D
     
    thurrz, Jun 20, 2007 IP
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    cheapest Active Member

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    And how old is Mom....LOL still very funny and no one can understand this will be d answer.
     
    cheapest, Jun 20, 2007 IP
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    LOL, saw the punchline coming after she said he was 52. Thanks for this :D
     
    quilana, Jun 20, 2007 IP
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    Kerosene Alpha & Omega™ Staff

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    Nice one.

    Seymour!
    [​IMG]
     
    Kerosene, Jun 20, 2007 IP
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    lojadeluxo Well-Known Member

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    hahaha! good!
    funny!
     
    lojadeluxo, Jun 20, 2007 IP
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    Ha ha ha ha. I wish I'd be clever like this kid. Could skip school in the childhood!
     
    ServiceCube, Jun 20, 2007 IP
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    Not bad.. you made me laugh...
     
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    :) that was funny .. ncie one
     
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