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I want bigger size!!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Adsenseking44, Jun 1, 2007.

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    How to get bigger size for my sausage and potatoes. There is so much hogwash going around i was wondering if anyone does something that works. Want to suprise my mrs.
    Anyone?
     
    Adsenseking44, Jun 1, 2007 IP
  2. turhapuro

    turhapuro Peon

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    Well, there are many ways, but if you want to get a sureshot contact penis
    doctor. They will operate with low failure %, i think its just 5% or something
    like that, think about it you have 5% change to lose your cock. Now if you
    take this change and succeed you could end up with 5 to 15cm longer and
    nicer cock, im sure your wife would like it.

    You should always have a backup plan. Now if the operation fails dont worry!
    You can always ask the doctor to create your self your own pussy, and if
    your wife don't like it you can atleast finger your self.

    So go ahead, let us know the results!
     
    turhapuro, Jun 1, 2007 IP
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    samusexu Well-Known Member

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    Dude, size doesn't matter that much.
     
    samusexu, Jun 1, 2007 IP
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    ansi Well-Known Member

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    it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean, baby!
     
    ansi, Jun 1, 2007 IP
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    britishguy Prominent Member

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    Classic ROFL LMFAO :D :p
     
    britishguy, Jun 1, 2007 IP
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    jdR!pper Peon

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    Damn I love turhapuro's suggestion!!! :D

    --Joe
     
    jdR!pper, Jun 1, 2007 IP
  7. Adsenseking44

    Adsenseking44 Banned

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    okay we need to get some more opinions from ladies. Thats going to reassure me. Thanks for the support in these small times lol.
     
    Adsenseking44, Jun 1, 2007 IP
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    Bebicul Writer

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    Hit it wit a brick/set it on fire! Guaranteed to swollen!
    You're welcome! :D
     
    Bebicul, Jun 1, 2007 IP
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    CountryBoy Prominent Member

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    It doesn't matter if you've only got a little sausage and potatoes if you've got 250 pounds to hammer it home :eek:
    My suggestion therefore - EAT MORE! Bahahaha

    (Well, you can't expect a serious answer to a question like this)
     
    CountryBoy, Jun 1, 2007 IP
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    chatterbug89 Member

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    I've found that treating my livestock with love and affection tends to produce the fatest and tastiest meat. I make sure everything I feed them is organic and give them lots of room to roam arround untill they are one day...slaughtered and eaten for a good meal.

    As for potatoes, I try to take a similar approach. I water each potatoe plant individually with love and affection, diligently guarding it against weeds and bugs, since no chemicals touch my potatoes.

    I hope this helps you.
     
    chatterbug89, Jun 1, 2007 IP
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    Creative_illusion Well-Known Member

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    Buddy size really doesn't matter it's all about how you use it. lol.
     
    Creative_illusion, Jun 1, 2007 IP
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    DevilHellz Well-Known Member

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    Haha! This is one quote i'm going to remember :D
     
    DevilHellz, Jun 1, 2007 IP
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    Computerized Well-Known Member

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    True dat.

    Y'know that one only needs 2 inches to hit the G spot? ;)
     
    Computerized, Jun 1, 2007 IP
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    Adsenseking44 Banned

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    Thats awesome. Im well clear of that :D:D
     
    Adsenseking44, Jun 1, 2007 IP
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    #15
    You all have very weird Vegitable fetishes....

    And live-stock corpse fetishes...

    EDIT: However, I perfectly respect your fetishes, however weird they may be.
     
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    Creative_illusion Well-Known Member

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    Is that in general? How about a 6" up girl does he only needs a 2 inch to hit her G? lol. :D
     
    Creative_illusion, Jun 1, 2007 IP
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    Holly Banned

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    Most women prefer average-size equipment....

    ....and no, I don't know what this average is! :p
     
    Holly, Jun 1, 2007 IP
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    dcristo Illustrious Member

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    DP just keeps getting better
     
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    Briant Peon

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    http://www.upi.com/Consumer_Health_...1/men_obsess_over_penis_size_women_dont/1851/

    It'll be OK :D
     
    Briant, Jun 1, 2007 IP
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    I heard about this guy, he works it out, it hasn't gained any girth per say but there must be something to his new nickname: "The Human Tri-pod" :D:D
     
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