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Bonjour! I am an 18 year old French Au P

Discussion in 'Introductions' started by tradefor, May 29, 2005.

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    Yeah right!

    I did a search (well sort by View, actually), and optimized for the most popular characteristics accordingly. :D

    I have just been gruntled; so I thought it about time I introduced myself.

    I live in Phoenix (The Big Jalapeno).

    I am actually Old Welsh Guy's long-lost twin brother: Old Anglo-Scots Guy :eek:

    I have already learned a lot (for me), and having nothing but praise for the Forum, and its posters, and recommend other nubes read it most avidly

    I had a visitor to my site once; and I am determined to make that happen again, with the help of you good people.
     
    tradefor, May 29, 2005 IP
  2. compar

    compar Peon

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    Gruntled eh? As we say in Canada. I haven't met anyone who was "gruntled" in a long time. But welcome to the forum. I like your contributions so far.

    BTW do you really wear that black suit in the (The Big Jalapeno)? No wonder you are gruntled.
     
    compar, May 29, 2005 IP
  3. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    :p :p :) :D
     
    Crazy_Rob, May 29, 2005 IP
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    davedx Peon

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    LOL, nice intro, and welcome :)
     
    davedx, May 29, 2005 IP
  5. tradefor

    tradefor Peon

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    Thanks.

    No, I don't wear a black suit; but my Avatar did.

    My Avatar is one of my heros - Ian Dury.

    He had a song a long time ago called, Saxoned Rugs und Rockund Roll.
    (I think that was it).

    I always sing it loudly to cheer myself up while I am driving. ...Stops me thinking about the website.
     
    tradefor, May 29, 2005 IP
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    zez Peon

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    Welcome tpo DP forum...
     
    zez, May 29, 2005 IP
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    Epica Well-Known Member

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    Sunny AZ - is gettin' "Sunnier" byt the day. Its getting hot in here. Greetings from down the street. Best of luck here in the DP forums, and keep up the good fight, who knows - forum buddies may have mercy on your site and visit from titme to time ;)
     
    Epica, May 29, 2005 IP
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    Padawan Peon

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    Damn, thought I was going to be treated to a picture of a sexy French sort when I entered this thread.

    Welcome to the forum, tradefor
     
    Padawan, May 30, 2005 IP
  9. compar

    compar Peon

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    This may not be the place for a website review, but I just went to your web site and it took a very, very long time to load. I think many visitors would have assumed something was wrong and simply left before it finished.

    I think there are two obvious problems.

    1. Your home page is too long or big. Break it up into smaller pages and use good navigation to direct people around the site.

    2. You load a ton of images. Make sure they have all been optimized for size.
     
    compar, May 30, 2005 IP
  10. DarrenC

    DarrenC Peon

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    Welcome tradefor! If you need any help.. let me know!
     
    DarrenC, May 30, 2005 IP
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    CanadianEh Notable Member

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    Welcome to the forum. I'm sure we'll have some fun while we learn.
     
    CanadianEh, May 30, 2005 IP
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    shf01 Peon

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    Hey,

    Tradefor. Nice to meet you.

    -SHF
     
    shf01, Sep 13, 2005 IP
  13. mcfox

    mcfox Wind Maker

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    Heh!

    Son: "Mummy, does the Au Pair's bum come off?"
    Mother: "Don't be silly son! Why do you ask?"
    Son: "It's just that I'm sure I heard Daddy telling the next-door-neighbour he screwed the arse off the Au Pair last week."
     
    mcfox, Sep 14, 2005 IP
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    blackbug Peon

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    I think I preferred "Hit me with your carpet beater"
     
    blackbug, Sep 14, 2005 IP
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    racoon Guest

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    welcome to DP!
     
    racoon, Sep 14, 2005 IP
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    Design Agent Peon

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    Only 4 months late ;)
     
    Design Agent, Sep 14, 2005 IP
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