Thinking of getting married? Read this first!

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    Dear Tech Support:

    Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

    In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities, such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Going To The Pub 7.5, and Softball 3.6

    I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my other favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

    Please help!

    Thanks,
    Troubled User.....

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    Dear Troubled User:

    This is a very common problem that men often complain about.

    Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge, the program files from the system once installed.

    You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings: Alimony-Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application Yes Dear 2.7 to alleviate your program problems.

    The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

    Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance! Wife 1.0 does come with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5, and Do Bills 4.2

    However, be very careful how you use these programs . Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0

    WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

    Best of luck,
    Tech Support

    :D-:D-:D
     
    Bender, May 14, 2007 IP
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  2. funkymario

    funkymario Notable Member

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    #2
    OMG this is hilarious :D , listen if u cant uninstall wife 1.0, then format your pc :D , (escape and start a new life somewhere else :D )

    cheeers.
     
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  3. 8everything

    8everything Peon

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    #3
    Lol.. a bit too nerdy to understand it Bender :p haha
     
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    Computerized Well-Known Member

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    #4
    Hehe, you gotta admit that most of it's true. ;)
     
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    uca Well-Known Member

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    #5
    Yeah I did the upgrade less than a year ago, and yes, it's kind of getting a virus with no antivirus available! Don't open my email! ;)
     
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    commandos Notable Member

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    #6
    LMAO

    i'm still on Girlfriend 4.0
     
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  8. 8everything

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    #8
    Col, you're really getting into the Bender role! This is reminding me of some psychology study.. you take the roles of whatever you're placed in haha! Now that's confusing stuff :p
     
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    #9
    too bad on the Secretary with short skirt 3.3 compatibility problem:rolleyes:
     
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    #10
    you would for sure need a separate partition for "Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3", preferable a removable drive :p
     
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    thurrz Banned

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    #11
    hehe... this is funny...
    but this is true...
    maybe i should stick to girlfriend 4.0 :D
     
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    #12
    Very clever indeed.

    I'm hoping not to upgrade to Wife 1.0 anytime in the near future.
     
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    #13
    Can i ask why you all have that same avatr?
     
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    erotomania Banned

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    #15

    You can roll back the Wife 1.0 to its original version Girlfriend 7.0 by using;
    if you are in the Philippines you can use Legal Separation 1.0 , in US you can use annulment 1.0
     
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    #16
    DAMN funny, loved that one :D
     
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    #17
    oh sorry to hear that i can help transferring your wife 1.0 to my enviroment for short timing..,with in that time you get a strong antiwife software installed..
     
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    spidro Well-Known Member

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    #18
    haaaa soo funny:D
    i wish i can upgrade to Wife 1.0 soon , i can handle it:cool:
     
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    #19
    Now that still has me chuckling..

    Hope you don't mind that I reposted this elsewhere..
     
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    #20
    Haha, I think I've seen that before some time ago, but definitely a great laugh.
     
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