FUNNY: 15 things to do at Wal-Mart on a Saturday afternoon

1. Take boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5- minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares..... And watched what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you will invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and asks Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and picked your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using 2 different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yell "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and waited a while; then, yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

 

hahahahahaha very funny!!, we dont have wal mart where i am, but i would love to do some of those things, in fact i am going to printthem out lol

 

truly funny will love to try this

 

these are the ones im going to do!

 

Ill tell u another one that i do. go to any store and buy something, put it in a bag, then go into the store ur doing the prank.. walk out the door suspiciously, then start running, the shop assistant starts chasing u its so funny!

 

WAL MART NERDS UNITE! lol

 

My favorite

 

Do they seriously sell guns at Wal-Mart?

 

Thanks for the laugh....this is the best one IMO

 

I think I read it on totse.com before .
I am not sure though , but I am going to try it when Wal-Mart comes to India

 

Lol, there is some funny things there. Since their is no Wal-Mart in the UK, ill do them in Tesco.

 

LOL I really want to do a few of those

 

Lmao! Brill! Rep!

 

haha brilliant! very very funny!

 

really funny, thanks for the laugh.

 

I also think that this is the easiest things to do.
: )

wonder how they fell when they want to pay at the counter..
LOL

 

1. Take boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

there face would be priceless seeing them at the counter lol, might have to try that one.

Has any1 tried any of these lol

 

Finally something funny. Great post.

- Prilep

 

loooooooool
well add this one to your list :d
grab a bike and do your shopping " ON BIKE"
i did it before, and when a clerk came to me i just said that i am trying it and might buy it next week :d

hilarious post ! good job

 

Bah hahahaha!
I am SO getting a few friends and trying this out!!!