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I hate kids!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DomainMagnate, Apr 13, 2007.

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  1. adolix

    adolix Peon

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    #21
    you are such a skank! childhood is the best period of the life. they have no worries, no jobs, no homework... just time for playing. and you want them to be quiet !?!

    get a wife, get some children of your own - then you won't be mad on playing children, in fact you'll make all the possible for them to be happy...
     
    adolix, Apr 13, 2007 IP
  2. DeniseJ

    DeniseJ Live, Laugh, Love

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    #22
    At least they aren't egging your house or something... it could be worse :p

    Adolix, while the OP is busy creating children, you should make yourself busy and read a dictionary.
     
    DeniseJ, Apr 13, 2007 IP
  3. Clive

    Clive Web Developer

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    #23
    Yeah, you can't hate them too much, got to love them after all :)
     
    Clive, Apr 13, 2007 IP
  4. DomainMagnate

    DomainMagnate Illustrious Member

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    #24
    Denise, thanks for the offer :D but I won't be creating children too soon :eek:


    well i do love kids, but only when they're quiet!

    P.S. gotta change my avatar soon :D
     
    DomainMagnate, Apr 13, 2007 IP
  5. adolix

    adolix Peon

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    #25
    <offtopic>
    DeniseJ, I'm not a native English speaker... so it's kind of normal not to handle English perfectly. Do you hunt all the mistakes done by the 958230483 DP users that don't have English as the mother language ? :D
    </offtopic>
     
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    bacanze Peon

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    #26
    I still play that game, its called knock a door run :D
     
    bacanze, Apr 13, 2007 IP
  7. MorgansMom

    MorgansMom Peon

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    #27
    Geez, I never did that kind of thing when I was a kid...I guess I actually had a little respect for other people. Just cause they're kids doesn't mean he should let them get away with that crap.

    I've got kids of my own, but I'd still be planning some kind of attack on them the next time they did that. I'd wait up on the roof with some water balloons or something or a paintball gun...nothing so drastic as a real gun. You might piss off some parents with that one.
     
    MorgansMom, Apr 13, 2007 IP
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    ahkip Prominent Member

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    #28
    Show respect to yourself and others, do a spell check before you post
     
    ahkip, Apr 13, 2007 IP
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    timsdd Peon

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    #29
    I sometimes forget the spell chalk :p :p
     
    timsdd, Apr 13, 2007 IP
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    grazie_web Banned

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    #30
    don't hate them...they're just kids... you need to have a lot of patience buddy...:)

    well, if I were you, be friend them and after that, tell them not to do those things they do to you and to other neighbors..

    it's good to see children playing around, but not all the time.. they should have time for play time, and if it's done or over, tell them to go home and help their parents on the chores..
     
    grazie_web, Apr 13, 2007 IP
  11. DomainMagnate

    DomainMagnate Illustrious Member

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    #31
    :D

    in what perfect world do you live?
     
    DomainMagnate, Apr 13, 2007 IP
  12. timsdd

    timsdd Peon

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    #32
    and if that doesn't work buy a shotgun and sit on your porch all day ala "2nd hand Lions" :p :D
     
    timsdd, Apr 13, 2007 IP
  13. Skinny

    Skinny Peon

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    #33
    Here's an off beat idea.

    Since you are old enough you have probably lost part of your hearing in terms of high frequencies. Get something that play's high frequencies loudly (very annoying), but parents can't hear it.

    Skinny
     
    Skinny, Apr 13, 2007 IP
  14. devin

    devin Guest

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    #34
    hire two burly friends and get them to stand in front of your doors with fake (or real if you're bold enough) MP5s.
     
    devin, Apr 13, 2007 IP
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    timsdd Peon

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    #35
    we're getting closer. just brainstorming here (admittedly a small storm).

    hire a scraggly bum to sit there all day. tell him masturbating is optional :eek:
     
    timsdd, Apr 13, 2007 IP
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    sundaybrew Numerati

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    #36
    Maybe you are the asshole of the neighborhood ....

    Did you ever think of that Mike?

    I used to play knock and run to the people on the block that where assholes.
     
    sundaybrew, Apr 13, 2007 IP
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    Pammer Notable Member

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    #37
    Mikey, you are lot of trouble now.... here i know who hate kids first ( i will rang you up now, will do with mine other guys ) :D, and we love them to do these things when we know or see their reaction, that this guy is really anger on us to do a these funny things.

    Remember the action vs reaction theory.
     
    Pammer, Apr 13, 2007 IP
  18. sarahk

    sarahk iTamer Staff

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    #38
    Tell me where you live, I'll bring my kids round...

    Now I'd be cross with them for doing that but a word with the neighbours would be good. If you don't know them (shame on you) then organise something like a street party and invite everyone. Then when you're having a beer or two you can say "oh, those are your kids!" to some unsuspecting parent and shame them into stopping their kids.
     
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  19. DomainMagnate

    DomainMagnate Illustrious Member

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    #39
    nah I just moved out, used to live in a more peaceful neighbourhood, didn't know the kids here are so violent :eek:

    Well on a more serious note, i do love kids of course (that's in general chat, so don't anything too seriously ;) ), that's why I haven't done anything yet, hoping they'd stop, if they won't I'll probably have to take on Sarah's advice :)
     
    DomainMagnate, Apr 13, 2007 IP
  20. Karen May Jones

    Karen May Jones Prominent Member

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    #40
    I agree, set a booby trap. Lay a mat down and put cooking spray or oil on it.. slippery :D

    negatory on the "masturbate in front of the 8-10 yr olds" have the bum pick his scabs or something really gross, but non sexual.

    PS. surprise them with a supersoaker that's filled with diluted bleach, then they can explain to their parents how their clothing got ruined.
     
    Karen May Jones, Apr 13, 2007 IP
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