Smurfs aren't mice...How dare you suggest that If you were here you better smurfing believe I would take your head and smurfingly put it in a smurfing vise and squeeze it until smurf stuff came out - Papa Smurf . . . . (I think that how they used to talk..cant remember if it was the adjective or the noun that got changed to "smurf")
I think we can all safely say that this will go down in DP's history of most pointless threads. Huzzah!