how sad!!!!!!!

There was a meeting of all the Sardar freedom
fighters. They were planning for a free Punjab. Santa
Singh raised a point, "Oh...we'll take Punjab from
India but how would we develop it?" That was a tough
one indeed. Banta Singh had a brainwave...


"No problem! We'll attack Amrika, it would take over
us and then we would become a State of USA and develop
automatically." All the surds became happy with this
very simple solution but an old surd was not. Someone
asked him why he wasn't happy.


The old surd replied, "THAT'S ALL VERY WELL... WHAT
WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TOOK OVER AMRIKA???"

 

Now that's good one. You find ones like that in "Playboy" once and a while. Thanks for the laugh!

 

hahahhaha..
thanks tarjan !!!
this is so funny !!!
thanks because bring me here...

 

I have ADD and couldn't make it to the end of the joke.

 

Thanks For posting wonderful Jokes
Keep posting
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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher
picked him to answer a question.

"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with
your gun, how many would be left?"

"None.", replied Johnny. "'cause the rest would fly away."

"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are
thinking."

Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now.

If there were three
women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one
Licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her
cone, which one is married?

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"

"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But

I like the way you are thinking.
The Teacher Fainted..

 

One Night 4 Mba Students Were Boozing Till Late Night And Didn't Study

For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.


In The Morning They Thought Of A Plan. They Made Themselves Look As Dirty
And Weird As They Could With Grease And Dirt.
They Then Went Up To The Dean And Said That They Had Gone Out To A Wedding
Last Night And On Their Return The Tyre Of Their Car Burst And They Had To
Push The Car All The Way Back And That They Were In No Condition To Appear
For The Test.


Then Dean Was A Just Person So He Said That You Can Have The Retest After 3
Days.

They Said They Will Be Ready By That Time. On The Third Day They Appeared
Before The Dean. The Dean Said That This Was A Special Condition Test.

All Four Were Required To Sit In Separate Classrooms For The Test. They All
Agreed As They Had Prepared Well In The Last Three Days. The Test Consisted
Of 2 Questions With Total Of 100 Marks.



Q.1. Write Down Your Name -----(2 Marks)

Q.2. Which Tyre Burst -------(98 Marks)!!

 

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

 

you have been putting up some cool jokes all the time, i guess you have a good collection of these jokes. actually my collection is also nice, and i will try to put up some of my best jokes here! cheers!

 

thanks uttoransen,,, GO ON !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

geewiz8 One advice: try keeping all of your comments in one post instead of.. seperating them..

 

There Is This Good Old Barber In London.
One Day A Florist Goes To Him For A Haircut. After The Cut, He Goes To Pay
The Barber And The Barber Replies:

"i Am Sorry. I Cannot Accept Money From You. I Am Doing The Community
Service."

The Florist Is Happy And Leaves The Shop.

Next Morning When The Barber Goes To Open His Shop,

There Is A "thank You" Card And A Dozen Roses Waiting At His Door.


Policeman Goes For A Haircut And He Also Goes To Pay The Barber After
The Cut.

But The Barber Replies: "i Am Sorry. I Cannot Accept Money From You. I
Am Doing The Community Service.

The Cop Is Happy And Leaves The Shop.

The Next Morning The Barber Goes To Open His Shop, There Is A Thank
You Card And A Dozen Donuts Are Waiting At His Door.

An Indian Software Engineer Goes For A Haircut And He Also Goes To Pay
The Barber After The Cut.

But The Barber Replies: "i Am Sorry. I Cannot Accept Money From You. I
Am Doing The Community Service. "

The Indian Software Engineer Is Happy And Leaves.

The Next Morning When The Barber Goes To Open His Shop,

Guess What He Finds There...



Try To Guess







Come On, Think Like An Indian.................

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A Dozen Indians Waiting For A Haircut...

 

weee.. love the jokes!!! *G*

 

These are some of the funniest jokes.

 

Great posts!

 

Very good jokes indeed! Pls...post more in the future

 

lol great jokes!!!

 

Nice thanks for some cool jokes

 

its pretty good