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How can Astrology help your web business?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by siraxi, Jul 15, 2005.

  1. #1
    Hello all

    I'd like to introduce to you a new idea: Astrology can help your Web business very much!

    Don't think it's the sun-sign column shit we see in the newspaper. This is real astrology - all planets, houses, signs, complex stuff (called electional astrology).

    What I do is basically elect for you the most auspicious day and time to register a new domain name. This only will help your website grow and get huge traffic and popularity, if the other elements are done right (SEO, marketing). You can always benefit from a little help.

    I've been studying astrology for 12 years. Last year I've got this idea of applying the astrology on the internet and I've had an enormous success with it. This is basically the result of my studies on the registering time of the most successful websites, the ones that get the first placements in Google searches, the ones that really make a difference in the internet.

    This is what I'm offering: help to get your next website among the most popular in your field.

    Anyone wishing to hire my services please, please contact me.

    See my astrology website at AstrologyWeekly.com.
     
    siraxi, Jul 15, 2005 IP
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  2. sarahk

    sarahk iTamer Staff

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    #2
    I tend to find the most auspicious day is when I have a good idea, founded on good business principles and the domain is actually available.

    Has anyone actually tried this approach?

    Sarah
     
    sarahk, Jul 16, 2005 IP
  3. mjewel

    mjewel Prominent Member

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    I guess it doesn't work for PR.
     
    mjewel, Jul 16, 2005 IP
  4. e10

    e10 Well-Known Member

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    Domain name registration by auspicious dates... well makes as much sense as trying to work out Google´s latest tricks I suppose. Good luck mate. By the way, the Euromillions draw for next Friday is 96,000,000 euros. If you tell me an auspicious day between now and then to pick my numbers I promise you I´ll send 1% if I win.
     
    e10, Jul 16, 2005 IP
  5. sarahk

    sarahk iTamer Staff

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    I guess Astrology can't fix hidden links

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    sarahk, Jul 16, 2005 IP
  6. fryman

    fryman Kiss my rep

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    Damn... I've wasted 2 years of my life studying SEO when I could of just taken an astrology course! :D :D
     
    fryman, Jul 16, 2005 IP
  7. sarahk

    sarahk iTamer Staff

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    even easier, just flex your credit card!
     
    sarahk, Jul 16, 2005 IP
  8. alvinhan

    alvinhan Peon

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    I am sure it doesn't work for PR and backlinks.
     
    alvinhan, Jul 18, 2005 IP
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    Jimdigi Peon

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    Not too late for you to get a degree on astrology buddy..lol
     
    Jimdigi, Jul 18, 2005 IP
  10. sarahk

    sarahk iTamer Staff

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    Can you feel it in your waters?
     
    sarahk, Jul 18, 2005 IP
  11. I. Brian

    I. Brian Business consultant

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    Awesome! And there was me struggling with the mathematics of sextile relationships between the the Sun and ascendent in the fourth house - but all I needed for business success was some business common sense!!
     
    I. Brian, Jul 18, 2005 IP
  12. sadcox66

    sadcox66 Spirit Walker

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    One sure way to see if this stuff works is wait one year and see if AstrologyWeekly.com is successful !

    It's birthday was:

    ICANN Registrar: ENOM, INC.
    Created: 03-oct-2004
    Expires: 03-oct-2005


    Wonder if there is a way to check back this thread next year at this time ?
     
    sadcox66, Jul 18, 2005 IP
  13. siraxi

    siraxi Peon

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    Well, it seems now that the website is successful. PR5 and 4000 daily visitors for almost an year now. My tricks work.

    Anyone looking for success wants to give astrology a try? Webmasters seem willing to perform so many dubious costly tricks yet when it comes to established ways of boosting one's success (astrology has been around for thousands of years) they fail to understand its value. Think for yourself.
     
    siraxi, Nov 26, 2006 IP
  14. sarahk

    sarahk iTamer Staff

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    rofl, so all the seo and marketing efforts didn't help?
     
    sarahk, Nov 26, 2006 IP
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    mjewel Prominent Member

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    From your past posts, it seems that google gave you a penalty and that you haven't been happy with the amount of income the site has generated. I guess the "stars" didn't see it coming...
     
    mjewel, Nov 26, 2006 IP
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    Jim4767 Prominent Member

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    I never cease to be amazed at how people can believe that some inanimate balls of fire or chunks of rock and ice somewhere out in space can affect their lives here on earth.
     
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