Yes, The post title is a spoof, but I thought we could have a fun post! We have all seen the 10 million - get rich quick threads containing everything from " buy my ebook " , to " buy my spam software " Yes, There are some real success stories out there, but this is a thread to explain how you can make $0 ( zero ) a day with ease I will start the list and PLEASE feel free to add to it How I went from $0 a day to $0 a day ............ ------------------------------------------------------------- 1)I spend all my time posting in the General chat welcome area posting " welcome to the forum " followed by starting new threads called " This infraction isn't fair " 2) Instead of building my own quality site, I search the web looking for sites that are breaking the TOS of adsense and other publisher programs, followed by useless threads of this guy is breaking the TOS 3) I read everyones " I made xxxx and you can too! " ebooks , followed by subscribing to there newsletters the wasting more time reading the spam emails they send 4) I troll the forum looking for ways I can piss off someone by rudely posting something totally off topic in there thread, then bitching I got an infraction 5) I speed post making " Please pm me url " as many times as I can so I can reach the 25 post minimum post count for b/s/t before the mods can delete my posts, followed by getting banned Then signing up under a duplicate account and getting banned again 6) I respond to " Myspace bulletins to 500k people for $1 " followed by , this guy scammed me...... ------------------------------------------------------------ Have another way to make $0 a day please post it here
8. I spend time reading threads like this.. 9. I haven't figured out yet how to turn on an "Away Message" on instant messaging programs... Better yet log off.. 10. I enjoy hours a day on YouTube.com, MySpace.com, and another social networking site that nobody has heard of. 11. I spend time REPLYING to threads like this... *Ok most of these aren't true, but these things done in moderation won't effect you, but seriously, so many people waste their time just "vegging" on the net when they could be staying motivated and making some money. 12. (Bonus!) I go back and edit my post in threads like this because somebody beat me to it and already used #7...
make $0 a day. HEY i do that all the time! what i do for this sucess.. <1> Advertise my sites constantly <2> Ask for advice for better ad placement <3> open another site with better content I should sell an ebook
joecool - sounds perfect! I've been spending all this time getting my readership up (now ~5,000/day), when instead I should have been following your advice instead. I could have made the exact same! (I haven't enabled ads yet) Anita
Nice tips. I'll apply these tomorrow, the day after that at the latest if not I'll get right on it next week. Right after I have read every post in my rss reader.
What's up with the bumping of the old threads? Anyway it's funny, don't know how I missed this thread back in January.