stop all the worries weather about work or any thing else... its Joke Time 1. Teacher to student: “Make a sentence using the word “I” Student: “I is..” Teacher: “No that is not correct, you should say I am” Student: “Ok. I am the ninth letter in the Alphabet”! 2. A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." 3. Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion. 4. eacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!" 5. he teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
lol, the fourth one just made my evening. but that doesn't mean i hate my teacher. thanks for breaking the monotony in the forum
This is the story of four people working in a Data Center named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important application integration job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. Consequently, it wound up that Nobody told Anybody, so Everybody blamed Somebody.