Selling All articles ordered and completed tonight *REDUCED RATE*

My normal rates start at $1.50 per 100 words, and are usually more like $2-$3.

I have four years of writing experience and English qualifications. Not to mention I'm also a native UK writer.

However, for today only, any articles ordered which I can complete before I go to bed in about 3-4 hours will be charged at $1 per 100 words with discounts if you order several.

How it works

You need to PM me with your order. I will have a look at it and tell you whether I can do it tonight or not.
If I can do it, I will require up-front or at the very least 75% payment before I start the work.

Please note: All articles must be general articles. I won't be writing any medical articles or product reviews of some weird and wonderful washing machine.

First come, first serve!

PM me to order or add me on Skype: lizzierobinson24

 

Lol this made me laugh - I would hire you if I had any work that wasn't on 'weird or wonderful washing machines'

 

hahahahahaha

Please go to bed

 

I think I've written for you before! If you're the Laura in your signature

 

Rude.

 

you are completely hilarious. Come on, tell me why I should hire you to write articles before you go to bed? What if I need big orders?
ooops, we only have those "weird or wonderful washing machines" description orders. no general articles

Take things easy, don't spoil the professionalism. That ain't a good way to express yourself, least, the best way to sell a service.



Good Luck though

 

I'll sell my services however I want. And yes, before I go to bed.

Read it again and you'll realise that I wasn't willing to take on 'big orders' or 'bulk orders' to complete in the next three hours. I could never complete hundreds of articles in three hours, no matter what time of the day it was.

On a different note, I'm glad you find me amusing.

 

Interesting

 

OK OK guys, that's really enough! Why doesn't everybody just cool off a bit and get over with this??
I think there's just some friendly teasing going on here and if things are carried too far or taken to heart, it spoils the whole fun and leads to misunderstandings and bitterness. So I guess this is where the brakes should be put on it.

On the other hand, I completely second this. It's the OP's service and they're entitled to decide how they're gonna sell it. I mean if she wants to go to sleep in the next 3-4 hours, it's her call. If she wants to stay awake and work, let it be so.
If any buyer doesn't approve of how a particular seller is selling their products/services, they should just move on and find another one, exactly as sellers can find a different buyer if certain things aren't mutually working out. No one is being or going to be forced here to work in a certain way. This is an open platform and people have complete freedom to choose how and with whom they will trade or work.

 

Nothing too serious. Just enjoyed the laughable post. Thanks OP