Joke of the day

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Black Bird, May 19, 2014.

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    Girl... Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in India and he lives in UK. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, proposed to each other on Skype, and now we've had 2 months of relationship thru viber. I need Ur blessing and good wishes

    daddy... Dad said:
    Wow! Really!! Then get married on twitter,have fun online. Buy ur kids on e-bay, send them thru g-mail and if u r fed up with your husband... Sell him on OLX...
     
    Black Bird, May 19, 2014 IP
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  2. kaleelkr

    kaleelkr Active Member

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    hope some one program online S*X app soon :) then this story became true
     
    kaleelkr, May 19, 2014 IP
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    coolpavan Well-Known Member

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    some adult apps are already out der
    u jst need to modify them to bridge the gap between virtual marriage and virtual kids
     
    coolpavan, May 19, 2014 IP
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    xXxpert Well-Known Member

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    Hahahaha This is really Funny :p And it is a reality too, now everything is on social
     
    xXxpert, May 19, 2014 IP
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    ahmerhaider Banned

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    joke of the day.
    Human brain is the most
    outstanding object in world.
    It functions 24 hours a day,
    365 days a year.
    It functions right from the time we are born,
    and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
     
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    AlventoStudio Greenhorn

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    a really funny story! today we face everywhere a virtual love where there are no real feeeling. my best friend says he's dating someone. i was happy. but found out it was some virtual girl he is chatting 24hrs on viber.
     
    AlventoStudio, Dec 3, 2015 IP