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Women.... is Complex to understand.....!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Rage, Dec 6, 2006.

  1. #1
    Here is something i come to read...

    and seems Right to me,,,

    Women are complex creatures…..
    If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
    If you don’t, you are not a man
    If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
    If you don’t, you are good for nothing
    If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
    If you don’t, you are not understanding
    If you visit her often,she thinks it is boring
    If you don’t , she accuses you of double-crossing
    If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
    If you don’t , you are a dull boy
    If you are jealous, she says it’s bad
    If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her
    If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her
    If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her
    If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait
    If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way
    If you visit another man, you’re not putting in “quality time”
    If she is visited by another woman, “Oh it’s natural, we are girls”
    If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
    If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
    If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
    If she is stared by other men, she says that they a just admiring
    If you talk, she wants you to listen
    If you listen, she wants you to talk

    In short :
    So simple, yet so complex
    So weak, yet so powerful
    So confusing, yet so desirable
    So damning, yet so wonderful……….WOMEN !……..
     
    Rage, Dec 6, 2006 IP
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  2. Austars

    Austars Active Member

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    #2
    Yea, they are confusing...
     
    Austars, Dec 6, 2006 IP
  3. MattKNC

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    #3
    I they find us guys hard to figure out! Thanks for sharing.
     
    MattKNC, Dec 6, 2006 IP
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    princess06 Banned

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    #4
    and most of the guys are so insensitive :p
     
    princess06, Dec 7, 2006 IP
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    Blogmaster Blood Type Dating Affiliate Manager

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    #5
    I think that I am finally getting it, took 37 years but I´m starting to understand girls. It´s really not that complicated. try making them happy without being a pushover.
     
    Blogmaster, Dec 7, 2006 IP
  6. leet

    leet Notable Member

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    Any tips how to make them completely happy? Not talking about daily happinesses..
     
    leet, Dec 7, 2006 IP
  7. SedNaX

    SedNaX Active Member

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    be yourself

     
    SedNaX, Dec 7, 2006 IP
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    leet Notable Member

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    Well I agree myself as I am, but seems like my gf doesn't think the same sometimes :) We're happy together for a year now though. But still, there should be some things in common that make girls happy..
     
    leet, Dec 7, 2006 IP
  9. SedNaX

    SedNaX Active Member

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    those kind little things, girls like it if you say they look cute or when you push the door open for them..

    a little gift now and then (don't give too much ;) ), etc...
     
    SedNaX, Dec 7, 2006 IP
  10. KEVIN MCDOUGAL

    KEVIN MCDOUGAL Peon

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    #10
    I have been married for 5 years and my wife is still just as confusing as she was when I met her, maybe even more.
     
    KEVIN MCDOUGAL, Dec 7, 2006 IP
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    w3bmaster Notable Member

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    Don't try to understand women you will go crazy (this was told to me from a friend) so i agree 100% with her
     
    w3bmaster, Dec 7, 2006 IP
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    #12
    I think your list applies more to girls who are completely confused. Once they are mature enough to be women they are much simpler. Unfortunately most never mature.
     
    LennyP, Dec 7, 2006 IP
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    #13
    Great, all accurate ;)
     
    Seiya, Dec 7, 2006 IP
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    Pay attention to them. Not just during sex ;) heh
     
    Blogmaster, Dec 7, 2006 IP
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    #15
    Hey take care with posts like this, is full of womens on DP, and they could easy turn you into a "red-head"
     
    redhits, Dec 7, 2006 IP
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    Damn your right, thats why my ex dumped me. :(
     
    Seiya, Dec 7, 2006 IP
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    Roman Buffalo Tamer™

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    #17
    If god meant for men to understand women he would have given them PMS too.
     
    Roman, Dec 7, 2006 IP
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    heh I learned the hard way too
     
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    I think all buddys in this post are so experience in woman............:D
     
    pushkar, Dec 8, 2006 IP
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    #20
    Not hard to figure out at all.
     
    Colleen, Dec 8, 2006 IP