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Rules for dating my daughter

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by FredSm, Jul 3, 2013.

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    qwikad.com Illustrious Member Affiliate Manager

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    Haha! I have a 10 y.o. stepdaughter. When she's old enough to date I will show it to her boyfriend..
     
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    mjoyd Greenhorn

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    Lol! I bet the date/bf will definitely get the message clearly. ;)
     
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    Now that's a clear message for future prospects:)
     
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    Spoiltdiva Acclaimed Member

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    What if he ends up making her pregnant, just how will you then go about doing number 10?
     
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    #6

    That's a tough one. I guess kicking his ass and then maybe kicking it again a few times will pacify the wrath. And, yes, he will have a very short time frame to become a wonderful, loving, caring husband to her.
     
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    Spoiltdiva Acclaimed Member

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    But if you kick his ass too many times your daughter would end up hating you, and her boyfriend would end up in the hospital, while you would end up in jail for assault. I would suggest that you kick his ass only one time.;)
     
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    Arick unirow Acclaimed Member

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    #8
    I'll try to help OP answer your question.
    The only solution would be create one more rule.
    Number 11. An exception to number 10. I'm not going to make you pregnant if you do that to her.:p
     
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    Let's just make it easy and go with rule #12.
    #12: Do *anything* wrong with my daughter at any time, for any reason, and you get your ass kicked!
    That should cover all the bases no?:cool:
     
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    Arick unirow Acclaimed Member

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    Off course not. Why?

    How if the daddy has no leg to kick the guy?. :oops:
    (couldn't stop myself for writing it:D )

    Rule number twelve is failed. :-D
     
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    He has no legs and really can't make the guy pregnant if he has to, so he can't properly look after his daughter. He should just throw his tee shirt away.
     
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    Arick unirow Acclaimed Member

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    Rules number 13: If you make her pregnant, I'll go to nearest Gun Shop and you have fifteen minutes to run. Sound good?:D
     
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    Arick unirow Acclaimed Member

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    #13
    I always laugh whenever I see the picture and read Diva's comment.
    This thread could be nominated as second best funny thread in DP. The first would be... a "thread-which-must-not-be-named".:p
     
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    If you break her heart, I'll make you pregnant:D
     
    radium, Jul 15, 2013 IP
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    haha, these funny rules really made me laugh
     
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    Get a lawyer.. ha ha
     
    Jon Eues, Jul 17, 2013 IP