Elephant is my favorite animal. I grew up in India watching elephants walking on the streets with their mahouts. Gigantic body along with a childlike innocence, a rare combination that attracts me to this animal.
My favorite animal these days is a great big black and white homeless cat. He has a huge head and looks like he hasn't been near water for his whole life. I felt sorry for him one rainy night and let this ugly thing into my garage. I fed him now I can't get rid of him. He is persistent, I'll give him that. He is smart and meows by my entrance door every morning, then runs and sits by the garage door waiting. If I don't feed him he will give me no peace. So....who really is the master here, who owns who?
I think one of the mods should show some compassion and euthanize this thread. Might I suggest taking it out into a field and shooting it? I'm sure it would be quick and painless, as opposed to letting this thing live and suffer. (actually we who have read this thing are the ones suffering) P.S. I'm embarrassed to admit that I actually posted on this thing. That's what happens when I decide to dust off the bottles in my wine rack....."hiccup!".