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Trying to market Cocaine online sales.

Discussion in 'General Marketing' started by sparksflying, Aug 11, 2007.

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  1. LookingForInsight

    LookingForInsight Peon

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    #101
    haha, great marketing skills though, haha
     
    LookingForInsight, Aug 31, 2007 IP
  2. sparksflying

    sparksflying Peon

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    #102
    Hmmmm.... if only I was serious about this.. all these great ideas :)
     
    sparksflying, Sep 3, 2007 IP
  3. sparksflying

    sparksflying Peon

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    Phantom-DXH Peon

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    #104
    That was amazing :D People who are getting serious should really think alot harder but still it was catchy :p
     
    Phantom-DXH, Sep 3, 2007 IP
  5. nervo

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    #105
    Way to go, you're almost there!
    From now on it should be easy :D
     
    nervo, Sep 3, 2007 IP
  6. shamus

    shamus Active Member

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    #106
    Yeah dude, I order crack online all the time.....

    The affiliate programs give hellacious commissions!
     
    shamus, Sep 3, 2007 IP
  7. Michael

    Michael Raider

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    #107

    Found a Price List: :)

    Cocaine purity is 70% (Unlimited Supply)
    Cut substance: Baking Soda
    1/4 gram $20
    1/2 gram $30
    1 gram $55
    3.5 grams (8-ball) $190
    7 grams (Quarter Ounce) $375
    14 grams (Half Ounce) $725
    28 grams (Ounce) $1,375
    56 grams (2 ounces) $2350
    126 grams (1/8 Kilo) $4,200
    252 grams (1/4 Kilo) $7,000
    504 grams (1/2 Kilo) $13,500
    1008 grams (1 Kilo) $24,000

     
    Michael, Sep 3, 2007 IP
  8. sparksflying

    sparksflying Peon

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    #108
    I thought you were joking until i clicked on the link LMAO!

    And of course his name , number etc there.. Cant be true.. can it? :0)

    Stole my idea.. tut tut :)
     
    sparksflying, Sep 3, 2007 IP
  9. ChrisMono

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    #109
    maybe create some childrens games websites involving games that tap into the subconcious suggesting the children to buy crack by any means possible.

    Like the crack in kiddys tatoos!
     
    ChrisMono, Sep 3, 2007 IP
  10. timsdd

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    #110
    now I know what an 8-ball is :p
     
    timsdd, Sep 3, 2007 IP
  11. MattyD

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    #111
    Haha, that's guaranteed to be a sting operation to catch the REALLY stupid people online!

    Nice thread btw :p
     
    MattyD, Sep 3, 2007 IP
  12. Crow

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    #112
    First off I'm sorry for going off topic!
    I'm not condoning if he really is trying to sell this online, but are you kidding me with this statement (In bold)? You say that but I bet someone in your family or house, has a beer or liquor in there fridge.. that kills more teens then any other drug out there..
    (thanks for the laugh.)
     
    Crow, Sep 3, 2007 IP
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    #113
    This a ridiculously well marketed tittle. Eliciting the exact response predicted. Way to go. lol
     
    joshmullineaux, Sep 3, 2007 IP
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    #114
    Imagine if it was... lol !
     
    sparksflying, Sep 4, 2007 IP
  15. sparksflying

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    #115
    LOL Please please do not PM me with the pitfalls of selling cocaine online..
    Read the thread first!! :)

    thanks!!
     
    sparksflying, Sep 6, 2007 IP
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    #116
    I know it's been a fun little ride but you could always request for the thread to be closed ;)

    that is unless you like getting 7 dozens pm's a day...and hey, is there a white van parked outside your house now??? :D
     
    timsdd, Sep 6, 2007 IP
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    #117
    I thought it was pretty funny
     
    soniqhost.com, Sep 6, 2007 IP
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    #118
    Closing it wont stop them trust me :)
    White van has a lil peep hole... ;)
     
    sparksflying, Sep 6, 2007 IP
  19. sparksflying

    sparksflying Peon

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    #119
    lmao , sorry im not bumping , delete the post if you want lol , but i now have freaks finding this thread from the web , signing up and emailing me via DP....

    Brilliant!
     
    sparksflying, Sep 22, 2007 IP
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    #120
    Its really too much to read the every line.We have a best Furniture in dallas. We have a online support for all the clients.
     
    sham2, Mar 8, 2013 IP
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