Why Did The Pope Quit?

I am afraid only Indian movie fans can relate to this piece. So why did the Pope quit...?
Rajnikanth wanted to go for a confession
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well the pope resigned
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With due respects to Pope...

 

you dont need to be afraid!!! Everyone will know who rajini is! Btw, who is pope but?

 

you surely are king of pun

 

Maybe because he's in his 80s, has a pacemaker and isn't able to continue with a very demanding job. I honestly don't known why they have to choose people 20 years above the normal retirement age to become Pope. Though I suppose there's a daft tradition behind that somewhere

 

Either that or he just wants to jack in the day job and buy a harley davidson

 

Just came across this while reading the thread
lol'd so hard

 

The Pope had to give up something for Lent...

 

Lightning strike St. Peter Basilica Church after he quit. Watch this video here.



May be God is expressing his anger at how people worship and adore images of Mary and other saints in Catholicism. It is a sign from God. God is watching down from heaven.

 

Yeah, I read that too. Said that is the reason why he is resigning. for addition, i came across to this few days ago http://rome.en.craigslist.it/sls/3609112590.html Just for laugh guys

 

Why did The Pope quit?

Maybe he wants to give the throne to his grandfather.

 

In case anyone not familiar with Indian film is confused, Rajnikanth (Indian film star) jokes follow the same style as Chuck Norris jokes.

And before this thread becomes like those in Politic & Religion, this is just a joke.

 

Thanks I had no idea what this joke was suppose to mean. Now its funny.

 

You're welcome!

Just google Rajinikanth jokes if you want to see more.

 

@r3dt@rget I thought I was clear with my post...never mind....This is what Rajnikanth is to Indian movie buffs and yes Pope's quitting caused meme frenzy across

 

lol @ the pic. As I have never watched Indian movies I don't get the references.

 

Here is another one to lol at:

Chuck Norris, the Pope and Jesus are all out in the middle of a lake on a small boat. Jesus says he will walk on the water across to the small island on the middle of the lake. So Jesus steps out of the boat and manages to reach the island without getting a single drop of water on him. Chuck Norris says he wants to have a shot so he steps out of the boat. He too, makes it across to the small island. Next the Pope decides to have a shot. He steps out of the boat but immediately falls in the water.

On the island, Jesus says to Chuck Norris, "Do you think we should have told him about the stepping stones?" Chuck replies, "What stepping stones?"

 

Basically Stepping Stone is a Reajanikant hand made product that can allow pedestrians to cross the water.
LOL !!!

 

He did not get a pay raise last year.

That is why he resigned.

 

The reason is health issues but I have so many conspiracy theories on my mind right now.