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Funny Jokes

Discussion in 'Movies, Music & TV' started by pawan thakur, Jan 15, 2011.

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    1 One day Santa Singh goes to a bank for cash withdrawal.
    The cashier is a Gujarati lady with a typical Gujarati accent.
    When Santa's token No. is announced, he goes to the cash counter.
    The lady cashier asks him in hindi, "Mr. Singh, so so ke loge?"
    Santa replies, "Khade Khade bhi chalega!"

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    2 A woman gets onto a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!"
    The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off. Go ahead, I'll
    hold your monkey for you."

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    3 One day a father called his 6 children together and asked,
    Now tell me, who has been most obedient during last week and did everything mother asked?
    In one voice they all replied, "You, Daddy!"

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    4 Swarg ke dwar pe 3 log khade the.

    God : Sirf 1 hi andar ja sakta hai....

    1st : Main Brahmin hu, sari umar aapki seva ki hai. Swarg pe mera hak hai....

    2nd : Main Doctor hu, sari umar logo ki seva ki hai. Swarg pe mera haq hai....

    3rd : Maine IT MEIN JOB KI HAI.... ......

    God : aage kuch mat bol.... Rulaayega kya pagle..? Andar aa ja......... Tera forwarded mails, follow-ups, bench pe 2years, night shifts, PM se panga, CTC se zaada deductions, pick-up drop ka lafda , Ladki na milne ki frustrations, client meetings, delivery dates, week ends mein kaam, kam umar mein baalon ka zhadna - safed hona, motape ka problem, etc etc…. mere ko senti kar diya yaar…..aja jaldi andar aja…..
     
    pawan thakur, Jan 15, 2011 IP
  2. v.chadha

    v.chadha Peon

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    #2
    Very Gader Joke
     
    v.chadha, Jan 17, 2011 IP
  3. bisma anwar

    bisma anwar Peon

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    #3
    nice jokes.Freind could you upload some more urdu/hindi jokes for me
     
    bisma anwar, Jan 17, 2011 IP
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    #4
    Nice jokes, i enjoy it.
     
    Wyann Electra, Jan 20, 2011 IP
  5. solidsoul2010

    solidsoul2010 Member

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    #5
    lol, even though I didn't get the santa joke the rest were worth a read
     
    solidsoul2010, Jan 20, 2011 IP
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    #6
    I like by santabanta funny jokes.
     
    mohitsharma, Jan 21, 2011 IP
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    #7
    http://kmplease.com/relationships/216
    LMAO!!!
     
    Shark_blog, Feb 8, 2011 IP
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    #8
    Very funny joke
     
    priceindiaka, Nov 1, 2011 IP
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    bintang.k Peon

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    #9
    I have better jokes than that.
     
    bintang.k, Nov 2, 2011 IP
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    Mithuasha Banned

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    #10
    Nice joke...............:cool:
     
    Mithuasha, Nov 2, 2011 IP
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    sisatel Active Member

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    #11
    Ha Ha Ha Ha...................nice jokes.
     
    sisatel, Nov 2, 2011 IP
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    #12
    Nice joke :D
     
    maman1, Nov 4, 2011 IP