A SEO is walking along a beach and finds a lamp. He rubs the lamp, and a genie appears. “I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish, but only one wish.†The SEO pulls out a map, points to it and says, “I’d want peace in the Middle East.†The genie responds, “Gee, I don’t know. Those people have been fighting for millenia. I can do just about anything, but this is likely beyond my limits.†The SEO then says, “Well, then make my mesothelioma blog rank first in all Google datacenters...†At which point the genie responds, “Um, let me see that map again.â€
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When I face those word:"link", "wordpress","Blogspot","do/no follow"....and so on, I gonna be crazy!~~