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New exciting features of more real windows 9

Discussion in 'Bing' started by psharma, Aug 23, 2010.

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    Windows 9 is going to be even more realistic.

    1. The recycle bin will start smelling if you do not empty it on daily basis.
    2. The old files will turn yellow and frequently used folders will start turning from the corners.
    3. The device manager will periodically ask for a salary hike!
    4. The firewall will sometimes be overheated requiring to put off the fire for a while.
    5. The automatic updates will become truly automatic. you will not even have to start your PC to make them happen.
    6. The network setup wizard and other wizards will have all new wizard wands. Some of them will also have nimbus 2010.
    7. To install MS office you will need to rent an office space and hire some employees and a receptionist.
    8. The search feature will search everywhere, even under the bed and behind the curtains.
    9. My Pictures and My videos will really contain your stuff, may you put them or not.
    10. You will need to upload poster colors to use paint brush.
     
    psharma, Aug 23, 2010 IP
  2. drhowarddrfine

    drhowarddrfine Peon

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    If you think that's great. Have you seen Windows 10? It's even more amazing than Windows9!
     
    drhowarddrfine, Aug 23, 2010 IP
  3. christ666

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    What An Imagination!!! Maybe these features will appear in Windows 8.
     
    christ666, Aug 23, 2010 IP
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    belland Peon

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    I only tried windows 7 but not tried yet windows 9.
     
    belland, Aug 23, 2010 IP
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    you will never try because these are just imaginations
     
    Clark.Angus, Aug 23, 2010 IP
  6. psharma

    psharma Prominent Member

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    Some people are yet understand this bullshit :p
    It is very true that most people do not read even the opening post and the title completely before rushing towards putting their post counts increasing comments.
     
    psharma, Aug 24, 2010 IP
  7. sano

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    lol...ppl pls read bfore telling tht you hav never used windows 9 :p
     
    sano, Aug 24, 2010 IP
  8. djayusevlademir

    djayusevlademir Greenhorn

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    how about telling..

    I haven't even seen windows 9 yet? lol
     
    djayusevlademir, Aug 24, 2010 IP
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    agirdzius Member

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    At least we have a creative guys in here! :)

    Great new features coming up in W8! :D

    Is it just me, or Windows 9 is still not announced?
     
    agirdzius, Aug 25, 2010 IP
  10. Wooh

    Wooh Guest

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    Woohoo can't wait for Windows 9..
     
    Wooh, Sep 10, 2010 IP