My wife has gone MAD!

My wife has lost the plot..........!
No dont laugh she has gone bonkers.
Example: Last night I went into the garden to check on my Tomatoe plants (which i must say are looking Fine!!) she came out and wem=nt mad at me saying "what the **ck ar eyou doing out here with the tomatoe plants"....no lie she actually said that.
Apparently I should have been with her(she was upstairs talking to my son at the time) next when i say why you get mad she starts hitting me and ranting at me..............MAD Mad Mad
I try to get out f house to let her calm down...Oh no WORSE now!!


HELP!!

 

May be you need to talk to her when she is in good mood.
May be it can help you out.
All the Best!

- Mr.President -

 

Thats the thing you see good mood never comes,,,,,,,,,ah!

 

Wow, is that normal or is this one of those situations that just happened now and not on a regular basis?
One thing I can guarantee for you, its not about the tomato plants! Maybe you should just argue it out with her and figure out what is going on?

 

I think that's the norm

 

Oh dear. You've p*ssed her off in a big way and it's definitely nothing to do with tomato plants.

Daylight > Calm > Ask > What's going on (located under the Don't React to anything Tab)

My guess is you've been leaving everything to her and she's really annoyed about it and it has finally bubbled to the surface.

 

Spend more time with the family, help out with things and do something you know usually makes her happy. Tha's often the thing guys forget after a while in the relationship.

 

It would seem all of you have forgotten the simplest and most effective solution here.

Grab a beer!

 

Looks to me that you're focused more on your tomato plants instead of;

You really should spend time with your wife, girls tend to lose it if you don't give attention to them.

Oh and she hasn't gone mad, she's just pissed because you were with your precious tomatoes and not in bed with her.

 

get rid off the Tomatoe plants then see what she reacts

 

May be you mustlet her cool down and give her a gift

 

For any problem there should a solution. Ask God for solution. Don't criticize you wife in the society.

 

wait a sec! are you sure you're not sleeping with MY wife???! those sound very familiar. but instead of tomatoes, it's midget porn for me.

 

Maybe you can slip a little something something into her drink?

 

How about laxatives? *evil grin* lol

 

I might be off here but lets look into this. A wife of a khm...troll...khm will also probably be a troll herself. So, as it goes with trolls, you live under a bridge. And you have troll kids. Maybe the bridge has gone a bit too rusty or moldy and this is her way of telling you to do something about it. I recommend moving, heard there is a wonderful bridge somewhere in SanFrancisco, go check it out!

 

when you both are in bed ask her about the worst thing this she did to you .
ensure she is in half sleepy only then it will solve easily

 

Maybe you give her a bit of love?!?!? =))
Try to calm her down by loving her...
Suppose that it can be considered as the best solution to your problem.

 

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it's never too late. she'll probably take everything you have but at least you'll be free to find a woman who appreciates you.

 

LOL.

OP, whatever you do, don't get rid of the tomato plants. Nothing beats a fresh juicy tomato.