lol @ Docor's visit

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Get Inspired, May 24, 2010.

  1. #1
    Here's something to think about.




    I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive



    Lab tests, he said

    I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.

    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,


    'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

    He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?

    'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

    Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued Ribs?

    'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

    'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

    'No, I don't,' I said.

    He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have lots of sex?'

    'No,' I said...

    He looked at me and said,.. 'Then, why do you even give a shit?
     
    Get Inspired, May 24, 2010 IP
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  2. dcristo

    dcristo Illustrious Member

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    #2
    Well said.
     
    dcristo, May 24, 2010 IP
  3. Peter Antonio

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    #3
    Good one. Made me laugh!
     
    Peter Antonio, May 25, 2010 IP
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    Hehe. If you don't do these things then why are you on earth man?
     
    yogesh22, May 25, 2010 IP
  5. Jossey

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    yeah , who want to live until 80 without doing any of these things ? !
     
    Jossey, May 25, 2010 IP
  6. XTR3M3 XPL01T3R

    XTR3M3 XPL01T3R Active Member

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    lol ha ha :D

    He said the fact atlast :D
     
    XTR3M3 XPL01T3R, May 25, 2010 IP
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    TrySparta Well-Known Member

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    I've never seen any 80 year olds do those things, except for smoking or drinking. Maybe a little golf... But if I'm doing all that at 80 I'll be pleased.
     
    TrySparta, May 25, 2010 IP