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For Men Only: Are Your Balls Square?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bohol, May 18, 2010.

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    A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!" After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's office (the customer is always right!).

    The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, $165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk. The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money?" The old lady replied, "I make bets." The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?" The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square." "Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?" "Sure," said the president, "I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!" The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 am as a witness?" "Sure!" replied the confident president.

    That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure that there was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet.

    The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the president's balls are square!" The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see. The president complied. The little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them. "Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure." Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall. The president asked the old lady, "What the hell's the matter with your lawyer?" She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at 10:00 am today, I'd have The Bank of Canada's president's balls in my hand."

    :)
     
    Bohol, May 18, 2010 IP
  2. Achiever

    Achiever Well-Known Member

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    #2
    no.it's a sphere in shape.
     
    Achiever, May 19, 2010 IP
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  3. yogesh22

    yogesh22 Peon

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    Hey, nice one. Thanks for ths share mate.
     
    yogesh22, May 19, 2010 IP
  4. PaulSch

    PaulSch Active Member

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    #4
    Nice one, usually the bank has my balls in a very tight grip.
     
    PaulSch, May 19, 2010 IP
  5. Project Mobius

    Project Mobius Peon

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    #5
    obviously you just posted a reply without even reading the story
     
    Project Mobius, May 19, 2010 IP
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    coreyman Well-Known Member

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    #6
    Wow, I loved the joke and shared it with everyone in the office :)
     
    coreyman, May 19, 2010 IP
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    Mentalhead Active Member

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    #7
    Nice one...don't ever bet against old lady...
     
    Mentalhead, May 19, 2010 IP
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    Mojachie Peon

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    #8
    Betting against a old lady is like asking for a death wish, you just won't win. The eldery are very very smart.

    Mojachie.
     
    Mojachie, May 19, 2010 IP
  9. Bohra

    Bohra Prominent Member

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    #9
    lol if this is a true story thats a really smart lady...
     
    Bohra, May 19, 2010 IP
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    petr_ind Notable Member

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    #10
    hahahahaahahahah.....
    very smart lady...
    lost 25k but get 100k...
    is she know the bank's president lawyer?
    how can she make a bet with the lawyer....???

    hahaha thinking to much ... :(
     
    petr_ind, May 19, 2010 IP
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    clbyodo Peon

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    #11
    Infact the old people are very smart and in this story the lady was smart.
     
    clbyodo, May 19, 2010 IP
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    bordello Notable Member

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    #12
    very funny ... i m gonna share this with all my friends
     
    bordello, May 19, 2010 IP
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    Serious Workers Well-Known Member

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    #13
    lol, very funny. Enjoyed it throwout.
     
    Serious Workers, May 19, 2010 IP
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    JoomlaDesigner Active Member

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    Hahhaha.... Nice one! heard it first time and surely gonna share
     
    JoomlaDesigner, May 19, 2010 IP
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    MixedBag Active Member

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    Looool :D. Best joke I've heard in ages!
    Thanks for sharing :).
     
    MixedBag, May 20, 2010 IP
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    #16
    haha lol long but worth the read.
    Old people are pretty smart
     
    nucleus99, May 20, 2010 IP
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    #17
    funny - but what do i do if my balls are triangular in shape?
     
    zeeky, May 20, 2010 IP
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    Bohol Peon

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    Then you are not from earth. :) NO such thing ever.
     
    Bohol, May 30, 2010 IP
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    #19
    haha wow thats a great one!
     
    burn, May 30, 2010 IP
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    #20
    What a smart old lady
     
    looking4vps, May 30, 2010 IP