Is Your Hair Long Or Short-Who Cuts It

I like to keep mines short nowadays, the guy below never gets his cut, for a good reason.

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A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About two hours."

The guy left.

A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said," About three hours."

The guy left.

A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half."

The guy left.

The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back.

"A little while later Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"

Bill looked up, tears in his eyes from laughter and said,





"He's Over Your house with Your Wife."

 

My hair is short... I like it when its short and wanted to keep it in the size of a nail..
Usually barber cuts my hair..

 

my hair is short and i usually cut it myself or with the help of whoever is about lol.

 

My hair is long but not that much and I always use hair saloon to cut them...

 

I have shoulder length hair. I recently went for some restyling, i trust my hair expert friend Tasha for the hair advise.

 

I have long hair and I intend to make it longer.
I usually go to the guy at the barber shop to cut my hair.

 

hair is short - changed it a couple of years back from going back to forward - same lady has been cutting it for 10 years - she rocks!

 

My hair is quite long.

 

My hair is long.

 

My hair is a reasonable length. Its just below the ears. When I get it cut, I go to a local shop that does a really nice job at cutting it.

 

Mine is medium right now although it's getting longer.

 

My hair has been long to heel,and Several years didn't cut.

 

My hair is short..My hair dresser usually take care of it

 

Hey great joke. I like to grow my hairs, so its long and not short

 

I have shoulder length hair and i use hair saloon to cut them

 

my hair is short although I like it to be long

but the short one is much easier to take care of

 

Mine is generally short, but I let it grow in the winter

 

My hair is very long and want to grow more ...

 

I have a 1'inch hair cuts lol, Its almost got bald

 

My hair is quite short and I pay a barber to cut it