A Pirate Joke

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    One day on a ship the captains assistant burst into the room and said "Captain one enemy ship on the horizon!" The captain tells his assistant "Arg, then fetch me my road shirt we be goin to war!" After their victory the assistant asks the captain why he asked for a red shirt. The captain tells him that the red shirt was in case if he got shot his men would continue to fight. The assistant thought it was very admirable of the captain.

    The next day the assistant burst into the room again and says captain "Captain twenty ships on the horizon!" The captain says "ARG, get me my brown pants!"
     
    Mehungwaylo, Mar 6, 2010 IP
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  2. LMCallahan

    LMCallahan Peon

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    #2
    lol. I like that one
     
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  3. Mentalhead

    Mentalhead Active Member

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    #3
    Yar, that was a good one lad :D
     
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  4. Rory M

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    Not bad at all
     
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  5. jazzd1

    jazzd1 Well-Known Member

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    #5
    Where do pirates like to eat lunch?

    At Arrrrby's

    BTW- Arby's is an fast food resturant here in the states that specializes in roastbeef sandwiches
     
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  6. omarabid

    omarabid Well-Known Member

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    #6
    good one, but I still prefer funny videos :p that written jokes
     
    omarabid, Mar 10, 2010 IP
  7. jasonbird

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    #7
    Hmmmmmm, Good joke..
     
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  8. Larry S:)

    Larry S:) Well-Known Member

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    Heehehhe funny stuff. reputation added
     
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    newbie191 Notable Member

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    #9
    Is it only me or there were more people who didn't understand this joke and didn't find it funny?
     
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    Not Bad One.
     
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  11. Project Mobius

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    where's the joke? Was i suppose to laugh?
     
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