What does your religion say about masturbation??

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    As the title says what does your religion say about beating your meat?
    And please share how many times in a week do you feel the urge to masturbate:p
    I love it though some times my penis hurts:(
     
    noob_bashing, Feb 22, 2010 IP
  2. Mentalhead

    Mentalhead Active Member

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    Orthodox Christianity doesn't say much about masturbation. It's not especially forbidden or anything unless you're fanatic or monk wanna be. I asked some people of my faith on some religions forum what does religion says about masturbation and most of them laughed like crazy about it :D
    Anyway, bottom line is that it is selfish and vile act of pleasure and it's ok to do it, religion takes a blind eye on it, until you find a right woman to settle with. With the right woman your urge will go away.
    That's what I've found on forums.
     
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    Jackob2916 Peon

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    Well my religion says if a man have full control on himself than its good. My religion says its not advisable to have it. As it diverts ones concentration involved in any work. If you are masturbating than it affect your body, you will suffer from weakness. Its advisable not to have, but as the generation changes the views are also changing. Now a days many of youngsters are not believing in this concept which is infact true.
     
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    wwws Notable Member

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    They say every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten.
    [​IMG]

    Poor kitty
     
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    alexispetrov Peon

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    I hate that kitten picture :(

    I'm an Atheist - so my religion, or lack thereof, does not have a problem with masturbation.

    I have a very high sex drive (once a day at least) and I think that's a good thing; sex is a very healthy, normal and natural thing to do - plus it helps you sleep. :)
     
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    I think it should be mandatory to whack a mole and then
    smoke a J every day..

    people wont be in such bad moods..
     
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    Obamanation Well-Known Member

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    Do de do do do do do

    Yeah, I'm hearin ya man.
     
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    Sorry I don't understand. r these your dance moves?
     
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    Obamanation Well-Known Member

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    Thats me singing along.
     
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    Will.Spencer NetBuilder

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    As an Atheist, I believe that masturbation:
    • Reduces the incidence of rape.
    • Reduces the incidence of unwanted pregnancies.
    • Reduces the number of abortions.
    • Helps reduce the threat of overpopulation.
    • Would have saved Bill Clinton a lot of trouble.
    • Would have saved John Edwards political career.
    • Would have saved Tiger Woods $300M USD.
     
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    AdamFL Well-Known Member

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    In Islam it's a sin because while you are playing with yourself having fun, that time should be spent in the love of God (praying) not thinking about having sex with dreams/fantasies.
    It's also a sin because it's considered as a self-control failure.
    Control yourself and if you can't: get married, get a bad, have sex, and reproduce
    don't waste the sperm on the floor, make babies :)
     
    AdamFL, Feb 23, 2010 IP
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    #12
    LOL
    Gladly i'm over that phase in my life a long time ago...

    as for your questions: my personal religion says - "It saved my life". :D
    The common religion of my environment, a.k.a Judaism, considers it as strictly forbidden.
     
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    Btw who told you that those people don't masturbate?
    if you re a sex addict masturbation should be an appetizer and dessert after sex.
     
    AdamFL, Feb 23, 2010 IP
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    That argument works just as well against going to movies, sleeping, playing football, and any of the other little joys that make life worth living.

    You could be praying instead of doing any of those activities. Heck, you could replace everything good in your life with prayer. No wonder people become suicide bombers.

    Controlling yourself to avoid pleasure is sick and perverted. It's a sign of a diseased mind. No sane person avoids pleasure.

    Men have an effectively unlimited sperm supply. I'm guessing that wasn't common knowledge in the sixth century.
     
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    What's considered pleasure to you may not be a pleasure to somebody else.
    Controlling yourself from having pleasure is not sick, otherwise everybody would be masturbating at work to not be considered "sick"
     
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    Orgasms are a basic pleasure for all evolutionary creatures.

    If you don't enjoy orgasming, see your doctor.

    Aristotle answered this one long before Mo' was ever born.
     
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    Calling it sick and wrong is just silly. It's like years and years ago when people tried to convince kids their junk would fall off if they touched themselves.

    Even if you pretend that it doesn't feel good, which it does, you can't pretend that it doesn't have some benefits - such as helping with sleep, stress and distraction.
     
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    It has benefits but in some Hindu religion there is word called 'Bhramcharya' which means not to even think about girls. But now a days this is followed by least no. guys.
     
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    There's an old joke about a guy who was told that if he kept masturbating, he would go blind.

    He responded, "Can I just do it until I go nearsighted?" :D

    The "happiness is a sin" crowd makes me crazy. There's not a bit of real difference between the Islamists and the EcoNazi's.
     
    Will.Spencer, Feb 24, 2010 IP
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    sarahk iTamer Staff

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    Rape has nothing to do with sex and everything to do with power. Masturbation has nothing to do with the need to over power, dominate and destroy.
     
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