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SEO for n00bs

Discussion in 'Search Engine Optimization' started by [*-AnOnYmOuS-*], Aug 26, 2006.

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  1. #1
    This is a great article about SEOing, 50 On & Off-page SERP factors

    Give me feedback if you LIKE it.

    P.S.: Seriously n00bs, dun go on with what I wrote, I was just kidding.. :cool: :rolleyes: :D

    Hope you like it :D.
     
    [*-AnOnYmOuS-*], Aug 26, 2006 IP
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  2. nfd2005

    nfd2005 Well-Known Member

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    #2
    That's funny...
    I like that.
     
    nfd2005, Aug 26, 2006 IP
  3. [*-AnOnYmOuS-*]

    [*-AnOnYmOuS-*] Active Member

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    #3
    Glad someone even took a llok at it :rolleyes:.
     
    [*-AnOnYmOuS-*], Aug 27, 2006 IP
  4. Marcus_Westberg

    Marcus_Westberg Peon

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    #4
    hehe!

    I´m gonna bookmark that! :)

    Great job ;)
     
    Marcus_Westberg, Aug 27, 2006 IP
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    rubeina Invisible Staff Affiliate Manager

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    #5
    LOL that so funny, but just imagine.. what will happen if a newbie actually follow your steps? :D (if he forgot to read the end note of course) :p
     
    rubeina, Aug 27, 2006 IP
  6. Marcus_Westberg

    Marcus_Westberg Peon

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    #6
    He/She will problably be banned.....
     
    Marcus_Westberg, Aug 27, 2006 IP
  7. seo-mumbai

    seo-mumbai Well-Known Member

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    #7
    That is good but u have to put as joke in other section.DP ranks high for many seo keywords if people come and read that will effect even DP rep.
     
    seo-mumbai, Aug 27, 2006 IP
  8. saadahmed007

    saadahmed007 Admínistratör

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    #8
    lol the most funniest tips i've seen so far btw this one is most funny
    lol hehe:D
     
    saadahmed007, Aug 28, 2006 IP
  9. Saiyanora

    Saiyanora Peon

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    #9
    That is a great piece of writing. I must follow your "guru-like" advice ;)
     
    Saiyanora, Aug 28, 2006 IP
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    eXe Notable Member

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    #10
    LMFAO! :D
     
    eXe, Aug 28, 2006 IP
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    wentworth Guest

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    #11
    I wrote a SEO article. See my sig.
     
    wentworth, Aug 28, 2006 IP
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    eXe Notable Member

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    #12
    Nice article
     
    eXe, Aug 28, 2006 IP
  13. [*-AnOnYmOuS-*]

    [*-AnOnYmOuS-*] Active Member

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    WOW! For the first couple of days I slept on it and no one replied, now that I've checked on it that so rocks! Thanks guys :D.
     
    [*-AnOnYmOuS-*], Aug 28, 2006 IP
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    shauner Well-Known Member

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    #14
    Wow... nobody has actually done it yet and complained.... I'm impressed. There's always someone who doesn't read to the end. It's like the professor who passes out a test that just says fill in your name... if you only read the directions at the end of the test:)
     
    shauner, Sep 2, 2006 IP
  15. Providence

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    #15
    Nice article :)
    hah
     
    Providence, Sep 2, 2006 IP
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    sundaybrew Numerati

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    Thats Great, I laughed out of the chair~
     
    sundaybrew, Sep 2, 2006 IP
  17. [*-AnOnYmOuS-*]

    [*-AnOnYmOuS-*] Active Member

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    LOL! Just wait a bit and someone will probably show up.. It takes time to see bad things happen :D// :D // Hope not though.. BTW: I'm AnOnYmOus, thought I'd go off with a new inet alias :D.
     
    [*-AnOnYmOuS-*], Sep 3, 2006 IP
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    #18
    Read the first tip and was like wwaaah!? :confused: :D

    Funny read!

    and uh oh

    lol :rolleyes:
     
    terryuk, Sep 3, 2006 IP
  19. [*-AnOnYmOuS-*]

    [*-AnOnYmOuS-*] Active Member

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    Yaa, I was about to faint that second :rolleyes:.. Wonder what happened to that guy/gal :D.. :D
     
    [*-AnOnYmOuS-*], Sep 3, 2006 IP
  20. [*-AnOnYmOuS-*]

    [*-AnOnYmOuS-*] Active Member

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    #20
    Seems that DP really helps with keywords like you guys suggested :D.
    I'm ranking for "on and off page serp factors" which is rather logical than popular.. :D.

    And, this thread is ranking first for "SEO for n00bs" which is, obviously, getting me some good page views.. This is awesome :D.!!
     
    [*-AnOnYmOuS-*], Sep 3, 2006 IP
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