Some Married Jokes - Just a joke :P

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by X P S, Dec 27, 2009.

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    Q. What is the difference between Love marriage and Arranged marriage?

    A. The first one is a perfect suicide but the second one is an arranged murder.

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    Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

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    Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
    * In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
    * In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
    * In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.


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    Q. What is the difference between Love marriage and Arranged marriage?

    A. In Love marriage, you marry your girlfriend while in arranged marriage you marry someone else' girlfriend.


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    Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

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    Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.
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    Wife: You were abusing me last night while sleeping.
    Husband: You just misunderstood it.
    Wife: How?
    Husband: That i was sleeping.
     
    X P S, Dec 27, 2009 IP
  2. crutchy

    crutchy Active Member

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    HAHA! These are enough to put someone like me off marriage! ;)
     
    crutchy, Dec 27, 2009 IP
  3. DotCom Blogger

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    #3
    Haha..very funny..i like the second joke.. :)
     
    DotCom Blogger, Dec 27, 2009 IP
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    dairyman Notable Member

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    #4
    Some of the best jokes that a married person can enjoy. you must be a married one to experience it to the hundred per cent level :D
     
    dairyman, Dec 27, 2009 IP
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    LOL! Too funny :D
    Please share more :D
     
    boomer_mitra, Dec 27, 2009 IP
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    Loooooooooool , funny :D
     
    Jossey, Dec 28, 2009 IP
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    #7
    i liked everything.. but i smell copyrights for the first one, i heard it somewhere else
     
    bodzila, Dec 28, 2009 IP
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    #8
    last joke is very funny... :)
     
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    lol.... :)
     
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    #10
    Jokes, but some how very close to reality....lol
     
    gvannorman, Dec 28, 2009 IP
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    LOL.

    Nice jokes :)
     
    toycat, Dec 28, 2009 IP
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    #12
    Great jokes - funny :D
     
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    #13
    Few from my side. .. some common ones but surely nice ...

    Me and my wife were happy for 25 years .... and thn we got married :)

    Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

    When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her

    Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house

    Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity

    It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener
    Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
    Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it

    Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
    Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!

    Regards
    PHYza
     
    phyza, Dec 28, 2009 IP
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    All these jokes made me to laugh like anything because I am a MARRIED MAN.
     
    kittyluver, Dec 28, 2009 IP
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    #15
    I am married and i like these jokes. very close to reality. and, i also feeling that the writers are also married, sharing their experience with us.
     
    dannyseo, Dec 28, 2009 IP
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    Raq Banned

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    hahaha i couldn't control my slef to stop my laugh here:D
     
    Raq, Dec 29, 2009 IP
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    loool xDD......
     
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    #18
    Very funny
    LOL

    thanks for share these
     
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    #19
    hahahaha its really funny.....lolz
     
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    #20
    GREAT JOKES very funny!!! :D
     
    liav, Jan 1, 2010 IP