Q. What is the difference between Love marriage and Arranged marriage? A. The first one is a perfect suicide but the second one is an arranged murder. --------- Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. --------- Married life is full of excitement and frustration: * In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. * In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. * In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. --------- Q. What is the difference between Love marriage and Arranged marriage? A. In Love marriage, you marry your girlfriend while in arranged marriage you marry someone else' girlfriend. --------- Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock. --------- Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife. --------- Wife: You were abusing me last night while sleeping. Husband: You just misunderstood it. Wife: How? Husband: That i was sleeping.
Some of the best jokes that a married person can enjoy. you must be a married one to experience it to the hundred per cent level
Few from my side. .. some common ones but surely nice ... Me and my wife were happy for 25 years .... and thn we got married Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries. Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere! Regards PHYza
I am married and i like these jokes. very close to reality. and, i also feeling that the writers are also married, sharing their experience with us.