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Story with a moral - Laugh a little:)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Shay-Solomon, Nov 27, 2009.

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    I was happy. My girlfriend and I went out for a year and decided to get married.
    My parents helped us in any way, members have encouraged us, and my girlfriend?
    She was just a dream!
    Only one thing bothered me quite a bit, the only thing that was her little sister.
    My sister in law for the future was 20 years old.
    Wearing short skirts and blouses are linked with a generous cleavage.
    She regularly when she was Mtkofft pretty close to me I would get a fun glimpse of her knickers.
    Sure it was on purpose. She never did it near anyone else.
    One day little sister called me to come check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.
    She whispered to me that soon I'll be married,
    and she had feelings and desires for which she could not overcome.
    She told me she wants to make love to me just once before I marry to all my life to her sister.
    I was completely shocked and could not say a word.
    She said, I'm going upstairs room,
    and if you want to go for it just come up and take me. I was shocked.
    I froze in amazement as I watched came up the stairs.
    When she got up, she shed her panties and threw them at me down the stairs.
    I stood there a moment, I opened the door and went home.
    I went straight to the car.
    Hemi future was out there.
    With teary eyes he hugged me and said,
    We are very glad you passed our little test.
    I could not hope for a better man for my daughter.
    Welcome to our family.


    The moral of the story: Always leave the condoms in the car.
     
    Shay-Solomon, Nov 27, 2009 IP
  2. Warner

    Warner Active Member

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    #2
    Funny story! It sounds like an apologue:)
     
    Warner, Nov 27, 2009 IP
  3. Misa_Misa

    Misa_Misa Well-Known Member

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    #3
    Lol, OMG you totally caught me! :D
    For a moment there I thought the story was over, but I loved the '' moral part '' :)

    Cool story, thanks for sharing,
    Misa Misa
     
    Misa_Misa, Nov 27, 2009 IP
  4. websea

    websea Peon

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    #4
    Ha...Ha.....Ha , very funny
     
    websea, Nov 27, 2009 IP
  5. akki313

    akki313 Well-Known Member

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    #5
    Lol....... thats a great stuff.. really..
     
    akki313, Nov 27, 2009 IP
  6. TJ Coldstepper

    TJ Coldstepper Peon

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    #6
    Yes, this one is really funny.

    A little note to the op, if you're posting a forward atleast make sure you check the grammar once. I mean there are people who must be reading this for the first time and things like - "I opened the door and went home.
    I went straight to the car." and "Hemi future was out there."

    There are parts missing. :)
     
    TJ Coldstepper, Nov 27, 2009 IP
  7. Shay-Solomon

    Shay-Solomon Peon

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    #7
    hhh I'm sorry , my english sucks :(
     
    Shay-Solomon, Nov 27, 2009 IP
  8. TehAkiSan

    TehAkiSan Peon

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    #8
    Good one, loved the moral part. :D Thanks for sharing.
     
    TehAkiSan, Nov 27, 2009 IP
  9. gramercy

    gramercy Peon

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    #9
    haha! funny
     
    gramercy, Nov 27, 2009 IP
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    5starpix Notable Member

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    #10
    Wow! Good one, Really enjoyed it :)
     
    5starpix, Nov 27, 2009 IP
  11. radhika.writer

    radhika.writer Well-Known Member

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    #11
    Well its a T.V commercial and quite a old one. You can see the same thing in video version HERE.

    Regards
     
    radhika.writer, Nov 28, 2009 IP
  12. geekos

    geekos Well-Known Member

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    #12
    Nice one :D I learned a lesson today :D
     
    geekos, Nov 28, 2009 IP
  13. Jossey

    Jossey Guest

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    #13
    Not bad , I really enjoyed reading it to the very end :D
     
    Jossey, Nov 28, 2009 IP
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    pokernetwork Peon

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    #14
    So many bad jokes out there, but finaly one that puts a smile on my face :)
     
    pokernetwork, Nov 28, 2009 IP
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    webseaindia Peon

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    #15
    very funny. The morel of the story is nice.
     
    webseaindia, Nov 28, 2009 IP
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    VirtualGoods Greenhorn

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    #16
    lol, very funny. I like the moral
     
    VirtualGoods, Nov 28, 2009 IP
  17. Shay-Solomon

    Shay-Solomon Peon

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    #17
    I really happy that you like it guys :D


    A little fix to the text , instead :
    Hemi future was out there.

    see :
    My future wife's father was out there.
     
    Shay-Solomon, Nov 28, 2009 IP
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    akimboblog Peon

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    #18
    Very intersting
    Thanks for sharing :)
     
    akimboblog, Nov 28, 2009 IP
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    #19
    Nice one, great moral. Cheers
     
    InterMar, Nov 29, 2009 IP
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    #20
    The story is very hilarious. At the end the moral is very nice.
     
    zenoTom, Dec 3, 2009 IP