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Will Nintendo ever get laid?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Blogmaster, Jul 29, 2005.

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Will Ninno ever get laid?

  1. Yes, some girl will fall in love with him and no one will understand why.

    151 vote(s)
    28.4%

  2. NO, even if a girl likes him, he'll screw it up.

    170 vote(s)
    32.0%

  3. Maybe, if he changes his ways, it could happen.

    58 vote(s)
    10.9%

  4. Yes, but not with a chick (turns gay or into beastiality)

    153 vote(s)
    28.8%
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  1. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #1741
    Oh, I'm sure they'll be changed to her studs name!!!! Don't panic, Round 2 of this thread will start in oh, at my rate of finding a chick...14 years!!!! :D:D:D:D
     
    Nintendo, Nov 13, 2009 IP
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    Blogmaster Blood Type Dating Affiliate Manager

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    #1742
    she'll be back crying.
     
    Blogmaster, Nov 13, 2009 IP
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    vibinhari Notable Member

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    #1743
    and when she does... ditch her
     
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    timsdd Peon

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    #1744
    holy crapcicle! wait, you don't go by "Zeke" do you??? I could totally see you as a Zeke but if you say you are not one in the same I believe you!

    What a turn of events though. SO she was just using you for $1000 fair dates and dog sitting!?? What about your name on her loads though, how will that wash out?

    You were so close to getting the ol noodle wet :-p
     
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #1745
    What are da first four letters of Zeekois, with two letters switched around!!! :D Da mystery continues!!! [​IMG]

    Da guy checks da snail mail and sees a letter addressed to both me and her...um, honey, what's this?? Are you married to some other guy...!!! :D [​IMG]

    Bah!!! It would of still been awhile, after all we had yet to even kiss!!!!
     
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #1746
    Da drama continues!!!! Here's Round 2!!!!

    Or back asking me for um...basically advice on marriage and finances...from a 32 year old virgin wacko !!! :eek: :eek: From a MySpace E-Mail...

    Ummm, when you chicks are getting married to a guy...do you save 'Love you'...to another guy...and call him your dearest friend!!!!!!!!! :eek: Your dearest friend should be da guy you say 'I do!' to!!!!!!!!!

    Um...with the finances mess...maybe they decided to get married *way* too fast!!!

    Da drama continues!!!! An insane wacko giving marriage advice!! [​IMG]

    Now, how would you guys respond to a mail like that!!!
     
    Nintendo, Nov 16, 2009 IP
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    scylla Notable Member

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    #1747
    if you have gmail do this!!!!

    First take her to court and get the house & car that is in your name and then.

    1 login and click settings -->filters
    2 Create new filter
    3 enter her email address in the from field and click next step
    4 tick the boxes that say "Delete it" and "Forward it to:" insert her email address and click create filter
    5 open up some champagne & celebrate!
     
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    Project Mobius Peon

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    #1748
    can you just screw her already? geez......
     
    Project Mobius, Nov 16, 2009 IP
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #1749
    Some people actually know how to obey da law of chastity!! Look it up some time!!! :D

    For those of you in Rio Linda, that's being a virgin until you say 'I do!' and then breaking it on your honey moon!!!! :D:D
     
    Nintendo, Nov 16, 2009 IP
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    malcolm1 Prominent Member

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    #1750
    Wait till ya find the right one... ;)

    Most of my friends are paying child support cause they couldnt keep there
    D*ck to themselves, lmao! :eek:

    laterz
    malcolm
     
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #1751
    OK, first she announces to da world that she's marrying him...this week. Then via MySpace mail, after I give her my own um...financial marriage counseling......

    IF!! Did I see a few IF's!!!!! So now she's not sure if she'll marry him :confused:...a week after telling da world that they are getting married!!! :eek:

    er...when you say yes to 'Will you merry me?' you should know for a fact that da answer is yes, and not be oh..just 75% sure!!!!!!!!! :eek: And you should already of had a *serious* talk about finances if one of you doesn't make enough cash to cover everything!!!

    And this is why I better not listen to scylla!!!!! She just might dump him before they even get married!!! :D

    Da drama continues!!!!
     
    Nintendo, Nov 16, 2009 IP
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    Roman Buffalo Tamer™

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    #1752
    Financially speaking, a hooker three or for times/week is cheaper than a wife. If you settle on 3 times/week (which is more sex than you'll get from a wife) then you can afford to eat out and have a maid come in and clean your house. Granted, you may still have to do your own laundry but that, IMHO, is a small price to pay.
     
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    Project Mobius Peon

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    #1753
    if they are stupid enough to not use condom then they have to pay for the consequences, no brainer there
     
    Project Mobius, Nov 17, 2009 IP
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    scylla Notable Member

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    #1754
    Now i think the question is well nintendo ever get some before Y2K12?! :D:D:D

     
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    milands33 Peon

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    #1755
    Give me tips!! On da internet, HOW do you keep chicks from wanting you??!!!
     
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #1756
    I smell some one trying to become da King of da wackos!! :D

    Oh...show a chick this picture and tell her that's what you always have for breakfast!!! Once she figures out what that is...she'll never speak to you again!!! :D:D:D
     
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    GUESTID Peon

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    #1757
    That was very gross :D
     
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    timsdd Peon

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    #1758
    lmao! Signed Glen Quagmire :-D

    That's great stuff man, nearly brought tears to my eyes.
    silly nOOb, never click on links of pictures that NIN posts!!
    DRAMA! you got the drama part right. I think it's got the makings of a Jerry episode!

    Sounds like you're in a better position than this Zeke fellow, lots of IF's like you pointed out...marriage should not be entered into lightly.
     
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    Now now, look at your fingernails and toenails!!! That's not gross, right!!!! :D:D:D:D
     
    Nintendo, Nov 18, 2009 IP
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    Love* Well-Known Member

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    #1760
    Lmao, I've heard stories about that, but figured it was just an urban legend.. My mistake. :p
     
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