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Will Nintendo ever get laid?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Blogmaster, Jul 29, 2005.

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Will Ninno ever get laid?

  1. Yes, some girl will fall in love with him and no one will understand why.

    151 vote(s)
    28.4%

  2. NO, even if a girl likes him, he'll screw it up.

    170 vote(s)
    32.0%

  3. Maybe, if he changes his ways, it could happen.

    58 vote(s)
    10.9%

  4. Yes, but not with a chick (turns gay or into beastiality)

    153 vote(s)
    28.8%
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #1661
    er, I think it's a big 200 pound German Shepherd!!!!! :D:D

    Bah!!!! :D

    Da dogie iz hers!!!!!! I've been um...baby siting it while she's been hibernating up north!!!! She wishes I was up there!! :eek:
     
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    Project Mobius Peon

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    #1662

    i had dirty thoughts after reading those words...sorry i couldn't resist...
     
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    Cal813 Active Member

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    #1663
    me too... *wets his panties*
     
    Cal813, Sep 28, 2009 IP
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    #1664
    the one on the right, I'm sure of it. The only problem is I am not sure which right.
    doh! too bad it's so far away, you could have gotten in free or at least with an employee discount :D
     
    timsdd, Sep 29, 2009 IP
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    #1665
    OK, OK, we need just one more vote!! Who want's to make da 500th vote!!!!!!!! :D:D

    Rumor has it, yes, some girl will fall in love with him and no one will understand why. :D:D

    Oh, she came back yesterday...and took da doggy away!!!!!
     
    Nintendo, Sep 29, 2009 IP
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    scylla Notable Member

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    #1666
    Heh at that fair all the rides would've been free... aka no spending $700 a day at the fair!

    *Looks at post number.... 1,666 :D:D
     
    scylla, Oct 1, 2009 IP
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    #1667
    Oh gees!!!!!! Some other guy took her!!!!!!!!!!!! And he also has a big fat grin!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :D

    [​IMG]

    Skydiving up in Washington!!

    *Looks at the Earth.* Doesn't that make the Earth look like it's *way* smaller than it really is!!!!
     
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    scylla Notable Member

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    #1668
    So you finally went skydiving with her & took a pic while she went down with a skydiving instructor. When it was your turn, did you get a male or female instructor?
     
    scylla, Oct 10, 2009 IP
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    domainer_10 Peon

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    #1669
    LOL she looks totally frightened and he has a huge grin. Like he slipped something in her. :D
     
    domainer_10, Oct 10, 2009 IP
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    #1670
    Almost everyone gets laid, so yes.
     
    jcjunglebob, Oct 10, 2009 IP
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    scylla Notable Member

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    #1671
    I say option 4 on the poll is the road Nin winds up taking eventually.
     
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    #1672
    Bah..that stud with da big fat grin is...her room-mate!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :mad:

    er, scylla, do us a favor. Don't let your post count change!!! :D:D
     
    Nintendo, Oct 13, 2009 IP
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    #1673
    I think I'll wait until it's at 777... then take a break for a while :D
     
    scylla, Oct 13, 2009 IP
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    dcristo Illustrious Member

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    #1674
    Da evil whacko! :eek:

    Are they boobies in your signature because you are getting some action now?
     
    dcristo, Oct 13, 2009 IP
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    #1675
    Bah!! Those are a nose, and two eyes, ears, and a head!!!! :D:D:D:D
     
    Nintendo, Oct 14, 2009 IP
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    #1676
    whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, a male roommate???

    might I remind you of this telling scene from SF,


    oh wait, you are not interested in planting your seed :eek:
     
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    vibinhari Notable Member

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    #1677
    ^ poor George... and dont listen to him nin... never take relationship advice from married men
     
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    #1678
    Don't panic guys, there's still hope, BIG time!!!!!!

    I was at her house three days ago, and she has a nice big bed...and she doesn't even let da guy sleep in it!!!!!!!! :D

    Oh, did I mention, I was da co-signer on both her house, and a car she just got...even though he lives there with her...and I don't even drive!!! :D

    When I was at da car dealer ship, because I was da main signer and she was da second one, she was saying we should get married!!!!! :eek: I didn't dare show any sign of actually being interested...yet!!! We haven't had a *normal* date yet, normal as in dinner!!!!

    Earlier that day she asked me how many children I would want if I ever got married!! :eek: She liked my answer...let da chick decide!!! They have to deal with da pain and stress!!!!
     
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    vibinhari Notable Member

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    #1679
    Whaddaya mean "she doesn't even let da guy sleep in it!"...? She shouldnt even be letting the bloke in her room!
     
    vibinhari, Oct 20, 2009 IP
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    #1680
    Da guy won't be in there now!! She kicked him out!!!!! :D:D

    He's been unemployed since da fair left town, and wasn't doing a very good job of looking for work. He was basically living off her!!!
     
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