A Gay Cock ( hehehehe Funny Joke)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DPian, Sep 11, 2009.

  1. #1
    A farmer has twenty-five young hens
    and one old cock.
    As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market.
    .
    Old cock to Young cock :
    “Welcome to join me,
    we will work together towards productivity.
    .
    Young cock : What you mean?
    As far as I know, you are

    old and should be retired.
    .
    Old cock : Young boy,
    there are twenty-five hens here,
    can’t I help you with some?
    .
    Young cock : No!
    Not even one,
    all of them will be mine.
    .
    Old cock : In this case,
    I shall challenge you to a competition
    and if I win you shall allow me to have one hen
    and if I lose you will have all.
    .
    Young cock :
    O.K. What kind of competition?
    .
    Old cock: 50 meter run. From here to that tree.
    But due to my age,
    I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.
    .
    .
    Young cock : No problem !
    We will compete tomorrow morning.
    .
    .
    Confidently,
    the following morning, the Young cock
    allows the Old cock to start off
    and when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark
    the Young cock chases him with all his might.
    .
    .
    Soon enough,
    he was behind
    the Old cock back in a matter of seconds..
    .
    .
    Suddenly, Bang!
    .
    ..
    .
    .
    .
    .
    before he could overtake the old cock,
    he was shot dead by the farmer,
    who cursed,
    “Hell ! This is the fifth GAY Cock I’ve bought this week !”
     
    DPian, Sep 11, 2009 IP
  2. BlackhatGuide.net

    BlackhatGuide.net Peon

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  3. sawz

    sawz Prominent Member

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    #3
    cmon, that was funny, i got a laugh from it. lol
     
    sawz, Sep 11, 2009 IP
  4. greenicon

    greenicon Well-Known Member

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    #4
    poor young cock :D
     
    greenicon, Sep 11, 2009 IP
  5. radhika.writer

    radhika.writer Well-Known Member

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    #5
    Rather smart old Cock :D. Old is really Gold.
     
    radhika.writer, Sep 11, 2009 IP
  6. tivoli

    tivoli Peon

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    #6
    young should learn to share :p even though he's rocky enough
     
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  7. Vebtools

    Vebtools Well-Known Member

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    #7
    lolz cleaver olf cock :p
     
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  8. Kris

    Kris Peon

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    #8
    Smart old Cock :)
     
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  9. NMB

    NMB Active Member

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    #9
    Really funny :p

    Keep sharing such jokes ;)
     
    NMB, Sep 11, 2009 IP
  10. DPian

    DPian Well-Known Member

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    #10
    heheh Silly Young Cock
     
    DPian, Sep 11, 2009 IP
  11. gemma

    gemma Peon

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    #11
    Haha that was a good one thanks for sharing.
     
    gemma, Sep 11, 2009 IP
  12. willdini

    willdini Peon

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    #12
    Never underestimate a cock, thats for sure :D
     
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  13. markk600

    markk600 Member

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    #13
    Lol what a smart old grampy one :p
     
    markk600, Sep 11, 2009 IP
  14. TIRTH

    TIRTH Peon

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    #14
    Cool jokes,
    Really funny.
     
    TIRTH, Sep 12, 2009 IP
  15. Amer

    Amer Peon

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    #15
    What a dam! cool
     
    Amer, Sep 12, 2009 IP
  16. goldfish

    goldfish Active Member

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    #16
    Old is Gold:D
     
    goldfish, Sep 12, 2009 IP
  17. master-yoda

    master-yoda Well-Known Member

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    #17
    :D Great joke thanks!
     
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  18. B'd

    B'd Peon

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    #18
    gay Cock...lol
     
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  19. kittyluver

    kittyluver Notable Member

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    #19
    Ha ha ha ha ha.... Nice pick!!! This clearly shows that- OLD IS ALWAYS GOLD.
     
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  20. affilimerge

    affilimerge Peon

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    #20
    Haha, great. Thanks!
     
    affilimerge, Sep 12, 2009 IP