Do you like jokes....mee to

Heyyy everybody i have put some jokes read and enjoy.


1) SLEEPING LION IS STRONGER THAN A BARKING DOG
SO A SLEEPY STUDENT IS BETTER THAN A BARKING TEACHER
BACK BENCHERS ASSOCIATION LET HIM BARK WE DONT CARE


2) I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class
Because
I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class
Proud 2 b
Out-Standing Students…

3) Cool Sign ...

In front of yard of funeral home..........




Please drive carefully ...We'll wait

4) 3 things that should not be asked ..!

i) A Man's Salary

ii) A Girl's age

&

iii) Students Percentage

Please keep these things in your mind before asking sumthing.


5) Son: Dad, how much is 5+5?

Dad: You dumb, You don’t know this,
go and get a calculator.


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Reminds me that I was always "left out" for my college football team, and an outstanding cricketer!

 

Dude, your jokes are terrible.

Here's a better one for you . . .

An old married couple visit the doctor. They tell him that they're both very forgetful. In response, the doctor tells them to write everything down, so that they don't forget.

That night, while the old couple are sitting in front of the TV, the old man gets up and says:

"I'm going to the kitchen for a sandwich. Do you want something?"

His wife answers, "Yes. Bring me some ice cream, please. Make sure to write it down so that you don't forget."

"Don't worry. I won't forget," assures the old man, before turning to leave the room.

"Wait," calls the old woman. "Please bring me some strawberries, too. Write it down so that you don't forget."

"Don't worry," says the old man. "Ice cream and strawberries. It's easy to remember. I don't need to write it down." And he turns to leave the room again.

"Wait," calls the old woman once more. "Please bring me some whipped cream as well. But write it down this time, as you'll definitely forget."

"Look, woman. I won't forget. I don't need to write it down. It's just ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream."

And with that, he leaves the room in a huff.

Half and hour later, the old man returns and hands the old woman a plate of eggs. The old woman looks at him very angrily and says:

"Where's my toast!"

 

hahahaha. That was a good one....

 

Not bad masterful. How about this.

"The last fight was my fault. My wife asked what was on television. I replied, Dust"

 

i like jokes,but goods))))))))

 

Yup these jokes were terrible........lol. Now I am laughing.

 

Nice jokes there,
Thanks for making us laugh.

 

No comments....

 

really nice jokes i like it, but i dont have jokes to share here, SO sad

Anyways thanks for sharing this

 

Lmao Thanks for the laugh!

 

Here's a dirty joke I found online:

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

Answer: You can’t peanut butter your d%ck up someone’s ass.

 

yes i really like to funny jokes

3 kids are chatting with self
One say to me get the brown color car that color of my father's hair brown
second say to me get the black color car that color of my father's hair black
3rd says in hurry... i will get the car with out roof that my father is Bald man

 

Haha, I've heard that one.

 

YA nice joke...........

 

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

GOSSIP:
Never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

KLEENEX:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES:
Something other people have. You have character lines.

Digital Point forums
I don't wana ban ;-)

 

you guys just made my troubles go away...hahahahahaha!! nice jokeS!

 

Teacher say to student:- Tell me any that how much legs has cow?
Student:- Sir this tell any Jerk man...
Teacher:- yes I know that's for me ask from u

 

Nice jokes.... makes me laugh huh! Thanks....

 

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him out of
ten million bucks.

This bookkeeper is deaf, and it was considered an occupational benefit why he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf
bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything and never have to testify in court.

When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing ten million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.

The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the ten million bucks you
embezzled from me?"

The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is hidden. The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."

The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're
talking about."

That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the
bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!"

The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't
tell him!"

The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase,
buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"

The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"

The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."